a cocky nationalistic abnormally tall british man. likes to make fun of america. giggles like a girl.
by kathy le September 08, 2008
A fictional character used to cuss out small children, and instill fear upon them when an ass beating is about to be administered.
Hey Bill! Did you see? Some guy used Jonathan's Robot and went crazy on this one 10 year old kid the other day! It was awesome.
by Fury of the Storm April 03, 2008
An extremely handsome and charming kid. Usually found in Astoria, Queens. He's the dude everyone wants to be around because he's so cool. He's usually funny and makes the girls go crazy over him. There is no questions girls will fall in love with him in a matter of seconds.
Girl: OMG there's Jonathan Kaufmann! -faints
Guy: Im so jealous of Jonathan Kaufmann he gets all the girls.
Guy: Im so jealous of Jonathan Kaufmann he gets all the girls.
by jonokauf December 07, 2013
Jonathans Dick is bigger Then Svantes and stured.
by Jonathan Rönndin April 26, 2017
by British Loyalist November 15, 2008
by Heyyminute May 28, 2019
by Daddy167497257 February 28, 2017