Jeff

The correct spelling of the name is Jeff, not Geoff. Beware what you say around a Jeff, for that they have perfected the art of sexual innuendo. Has a heightened awareness of people of the gay persuasion due to a inherently perfected gaydar system. Requires very little sleep. Has a strong adversity to unclean bar-ware. Has been know to spot monkeys eating bananas from several klicks.

Don't talk about what a vaccum does or what you do with a screwdriver around a Jeff. Never describe something as big and black.

by eshnirvicks December 12, 2019

Jeffk

Better than Pennyarcade

Jeffk is better than Penny Arcade

by Jeffk December 20, 2003

jeff

someone who is skilled. He just has it.

dude, it's jeff
...whoa nice

by je2f November 10, 2008

Jeff Sessions

When two or more people of the same gender engage in sexual activity with each other while consuming copious marijuana.

"Jeffing" or "down to Jeff" or "doing a Jeff" .

"Last night at The Greasy Butthole Club in Denver we had us some real deep Jeff Sessions."

" Whose down for a Jeff Session?"

"What bruh? You gay too? You 420? Word we need to be enjoying Jeff Sessions together !"

"It has been weeks since my last Jeff Sessions"

" I have been know to go HAM in Jeff Sessions."
"Its weed and gay sex with you all day- all you ever have on your mind is Jeff Sessions"

by Connie Mac January 5, 2018

jeffism

stupid pearls of (no) wisdom said by jeff from coupling (bbc2 sundays 10:30)

i want breasts with brains...i mean not individual brains that would be over egging the woman pudding

by dom January 12, 2004

john and jeff show

A radio show for the 3rd shift and insomniacs.

I was listening to the john and jeff show last night.

by Nick May 13, 2005

Jeffery Bomb

while getting head, you shove your nut sack into the girls mouth and cum down her throat.

She was a rook at head so i threw in a jeffery bomb to spice things up, she nearly gaged

by Mr. October May 17, 2008