clam jam

to keep a woman from getting laid, the female version of a cock block

Tina thought she had this guy at a party, but her friend completely clam jammed her by mentioning she was pregnant in front of him.

by Billheimer December 18, 2008

jam and Jerusalem

A reference to the common perception that Women’s Institute branches are little more than excuses to share preserves recipes and sing hymns.

-Sally, would you like to join our new women association?
-Mmm... No, thanks. It's not my scene.
-Shame. Mind you, it's not all jam and Jerusalem. We also do important stuff.

by AutumnLeaves April 27, 2007

jam skating

An art form derived from artistic skating in which a person or group of people perform various tricks, stylish moves, and other visual displays to entertain an audience or compete in a jam skating event.

Man, I went down to the roller rink and saw these guys doing awesome breakdance-like moves on skates. They call it jam skating!

by JonR January 19, 2007

NBA Jam

The best video game that you can play when drunk

Pick Phoenix in NBA Jam Tournament Edition, shoot 3s all game, don't give a shit, yell incoherently when you actually make one

by Son of Madden September 26, 2010

Pearl Jam

One of the best bands of the 90's by far, and a whole lot better then any of the shit being called 'music' today.

Eddie Vedder is a God, and the lead singer of Pearl Jam.

by Chels January 24, 2004

jam totee

West Indian slang for using the erect penis for combat usually sword fighting.

Lemme see your piggy so we cud play some jam totee

by trinislakkrr October 26, 2011

jam bandit

One who follows religiously, but does not participate in "jam sessions" performed by "jam bands." These individuals are often adorned in tie-dyed apparel, hemp accessories, and Birkenstock sandals. The vernacular of such individuals involves such words as "yeah" and "man." Those who are most immersed in "the scene" may have a deep and passionate appreciation for crystals.

BYSTANDER #1: Do you smell a mix of patchouli and trust funds?

BYSTANDER #2: Yeah...a group of jam bandits just passed us. They've apparently been following Yonder Mountain String Band around the country for the last 3 years.

by gap tooth grin April 30, 2009