Jeff Sessions

When two or more people of the same gender engage in sexual activity with each other while consuming copious marijuana.

"Jeffing" or "down to Jeff" or "doing a Jeff" .

"Last night at The Greasy Butthole Club in Denver we had us some real deep Jeff Sessions."

" Whose down for a Jeff Session?"

"What bruh? You gay too? You 420? Word we need to be enjoying Jeff Sessions together !"

"It has been weeks since my last Jeff Sessions"

" I have been know to go HAM in Jeff Sessions."
"Its weed and gay sex with you all day- all you ever have on your mind is Jeff Sessions"

by Connie Mac January 5, 2018

john and jeff show

A radio show for the 3rd shift and insomniacs.

I was listening to the john and jeff show last night.

by Nick May 13, 2005

Jeff

The best person you’ll ever meet. The most genuine and the most sweet. If you know a Jeff, your probably one of the luckiest people ever. They give the best compliments and always know how to make you happy. They can put a smile on your face at any time and have the best sense of humor let me tell you. Also don’t forget, extremely handsome lol. A Jeff is an easy one to fall in love with, very charming and amazing. Just whatever you do, keep Jeff for as long as long as possible.

Friend: who’s that?
Me: oh, that’s definitely a jeff
Friend: you bet.

by greytiger18 October 7, 2019

jaffa

A human slave who incubates a Goa'uld larva in his chest. The Jaffa serve as the army of the Goa'uld.

"Jaffa, kree!"

by Teal'c June 13, 2003

Jeff

The absolute coolest dude. Usually had brown hair and freckles but he's still the coolest.

He just has it.

Person 1: Aw, look it's Jeff.

Person 2: He's totally a cool dude.

by thepersonwhorocks October 22, 2011

Jeff

A "creature" who's power cannot be matched. Strongest and smartest thing on this planet, leader of the winners.

Ill get jeff on justins ass

by Young freeze May 9, 2009

jaffe

The God of all D-poles in the Country. He is the best lacrosse player ever. In fact, it is rumored that several Connecticut College Lacrosse players have seen him flying, spit fire, and even play entire lacrosse games with his eyes closed.

Dave Cambell: I went to church today and saw God.
Malcolm: No, Dave, that was Jaffe today at the Whittier Lacrosse game.
Dave Cambell: Thats right, I should have known. Oh, Malcolm, by the way, I have a huge rod.

by Wilcox (Jaffe's apprentice) May 2, 2005