by Yo2wayfrmFTR October 6, 2021
Get the ii gawdly iimug. A public urinal located in Belgium that is commonly used by drunk tourists who need to relieve themselves somewhere when a restroom isn't in close proximity to them.
Drunk tourist in belgium: *hiccup* I really need to relieve myself right now.. *hiccup*
Random Belgian: the Leopold II of Belgium statue is right there you know.
Random Belgian: the Leopold II of Belgium statue is right there you know.
by Sproogli March 23, 2024
Get the Leopold II of Belgium statuemug. Jack II is a babbly fatty with a flabby flatty. He eats like mouse but does not respect mouse of house. Even though he and mouse alike, he don't mouse a like.
He will not eat apples unless formed into a dessert. One would ask "how you like dem apples?" and he will say: "medium rare with attentive care, no sweetness should spare, I want to shart my underwear."
Mr. Derulo will then ask: "Wachu gon do with that dess-" Jack Interrupts- "NUTZ!!" Mr. Derulo is pissed immediately. Jack pissed immediately. Wet on the chair, stank in the air, Jack does not care. He likes it this way, and he want it that way. Tell me why?
Jack prioritizes protecting his peace but most importantly, his pees.
He is very picky. This boy can find no chill with no finger inside his nose-tril. When he broke both hands, he looked down to his stands. The feet that hold him up physically will be the new tool to hold him up mentally. He was relieved by the length of his toenails as they relieve strain when attacking his inhales. Lucky for his Meghan knees, he preforms this new act with quite an ease.
He says what he does is necessary for his "clean girl aesthetic", though he is truly no more than " ... etic." Pathetic, diabetic, schizophretic ... its an epidemic.
He will not eat apples unless formed into a dessert. One would ask "how you like dem apples?" and he will say: "medium rare with attentive care, no sweetness should spare, I want to shart my underwear."
Mr. Derulo will then ask: "Wachu gon do with that dess-" Jack Interrupts- "NUTZ!!" Mr. Derulo is pissed immediately. Jack pissed immediately. Wet on the chair, stank in the air, Jack does not care. He likes it this way, and he want it that way. Tell me why?
Jack prioritizes protecting his peace but most importantly, his pees.
He is very picky. This boy can find no chill with no finger inside his nose-tril. When he broke both hands, he looked down to his stands. The feet that hold him up physically will be the new tool to hold him up mentally. He was relieved by the length of his toenails as they relieve strain when attacking his inhales. Lucky for his Meghan knees, he preforms this new act with quite an ease.
He says what he does is necessary for his "clean girl aesthetic", though he is truly no more than " ... etic." Pathetic, diabetic, schizophretic ... its an epidemic.
Jack II? I heard from Jason that he is stinky and pathetic.
I ate like a mouse today, I pulled a Jack II.
I ate like a mouse today, I pulled a Jack II.
by Dr. Who's that chick? December 16, 2023
Get the Jack IImug. The real name of popular rapper and musical artist, Travis Scott, best known for his albums like Rodeo, ASTROWORLD, and most recently UTOPIA. This name is considered by many to be goofy as shit
John: "Yo did you know that Travis' real name is Jacques Bermon Webster II?"
Jack: "Yes bro what a goofy ass british monarchy type ass name."
Jack: "Yes bro what a goofy ass british monarchy type ass name."
by dumfooz but the real one November 4, 2023
Get the Jacques Bermon Webster IImug. by SpeedCoilMessi February 28, 2023
Get the Raygun Mark IImug. social reject, always quiet cause on phone during ranked games, makes rj mad and doesn’t know how to aim.
by Ghouly May 25, 2021
Get the iiiii gg iimug. gortavious loony vine II: hi guys
gortavious loony vine II's "friends" (they dont actually like him cuz he stinks like fart and hes fat so he takes up 2 seats on the bus): shut up gortavious loony vine II youre a gortavious loony vine II
gortavious loony vine II's "friends" (they dont actually like him cuz he stinks like fart and hes fat so he takes up 2 seats on the bus): shut up gortavious loony vine II youre a gortavious loony vine II
by gortaviousloonyvineiihater September 21, 2025
Get the gortavious loony vine IImug.