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hombone
A homosexual male who exhibits the aesthetic qualities of a hambone, including, but not limited to: collar popping, frequent tanning (often indoors) and excessive gym usage.
Hey, look at those hombones. I bet they're going to pop a lot more than collars tonight!
Hombone 1: Hey sweetums, wanna fool around?
Hombone 2: No, I gotta go to the gym. I shit you not, I just started a new cycle of 'roids.
Hombone 1: And I haven't worked my pecs in 3 days! What was I thinking? We can pound ass later!
Hombone 2: Yeah, let's go.
Hombone 1: You can't leave the house like that!
Hombone 2: Like what?
Hombone 1: Your collar's not popped!
Hombone 2: Sweet jesus.
Hombone 1: Hey sweetums, wanna fool around?
Hombone 2: No, I gotta go to the gym. I shit you not, I just started a new cycle of 'roids.
Hombone 1: And I haven't worked my pecs in 3 days! What was I thinking? We can pound ass later!
Hombone 2: Yeah, let's go.
Hombone 1: You can't leave the house like that!
Hombone 2: Like what?
Hombone 1: Your collar's not popped!
Hombone 2: Sweet jesus.
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Hombo • hombologus • Hombobo • hombocker • homboculus • hombogabungus • Hombogulous • hombolo • hombomb • hombone
Hobo Semen Eating Dude
A rare disorder related to Stockholm Syndrome where upon being mugged by a Hobo while taking a piss, the victim takes pity on the mugger and gives him a BJ. In an effort to comfort the Hobo and gain trust, the victim will swallow the Hobo's man custard. A bond develops between the mugger and victim, to such a level where, as a sign of gratitude, the Hobo returns the victims wallet (sans £60).
Mick: Dave, where you been?
Dave: Just been hangin' a piss in that seedy alley way, some cunt just stole my wallet
Mick: Right, so how do you explain the jizz running down the side of your mouth?
Dave: What? fuck that, someone get me a crowbar, I'm gonna go after the cunt who stole my wallet
Mick: Dave, face it, you're a Hobo Semen Eating Dude.
Dave: Dude...
Dave: Just been hangin' a piss in that seedy alley way, some cunt just stole my wallet
Mick: Right, so how do you explain the jizz running down the side of your mouth?
Dave: What? fuck that, someone get me a crowbar, I'm gonna go after the cunt who stole my wallet
Mick: Dave, face it, you're a Hobo Semen Eating Dude.
Dave: Dude...
Hobo Semen Eating Dude by SteamboatWillies December 14, 2008
hobo stove
A hobo stove is a style of improvised heat-producing and cooking device frequently used by hobos, tramps, bums, the homeless, and backpackers. It is constructed out of a discarded can or tin of any size by removing the top of the can, punching a number of holes near the upper edge, and punching corresponding holes in the opposite base. Fuel is placed in the can an ignited. Convection draws air in through the bottom holes and expels smoke from the top holes. Improved heating is encouraged by placing the bottom holes facing the wind. Food preparation is often performed on the top of the stove on a cooking surface that also acts as a lid, however many variations exist where cooking is performed on the inverted base of the can.
The main benefit of the hobo stove is its ease of construction and versatility. The stove itself can be constructed out of nearly anything; paint cans, food tins, buckets, and large drums being most often put to that purpose. Further flexibility lies in the fact that anything combustible can be used as a fuel source.
The main benefit of the hobo stove is its ease of construction and versatility. The stove itself can be constructed out of nearly anything; paint cans, food tins, buckets, and large drums being most often put to that purpose. Further flexibility lies in the fact that anything combustible can be used as a fuel source.
hobo stove by Michael June 14, 2006
dirty hobo
The sexual act of having sex in a dumpster snd finding a piece of rotten fruit or decayed garbage and putting it into the anus or vagina of your partner
dirty hobo by 8ight 1ne 3hree May 22, 2010