Hamilton

A once thriving industrial city in Southern Ohio, now a run-down shithole with about half of the buildings vacated. Now almost completely populated by either crackheads, pill fiends, hill-jacks, or some other sort of degenerate you can think of.

Most women in the town are below average attractiveness, but are terribly slutty nonetheless. The women that are average usually become prostitutes by the time they're thirteen years old.

The only business still making a profit in the town is a paper mill, so half the town smells like human shit.

Also known as Hamiltucky, because it was originally populated by the rejects from the coal mines in Kentucky, who moved north seeking work.

1) "Hey, where are you from?"

2) "Hamilton, OH"

3) "I've never heard of it."

4) "Good."

by Xazzaphrazz March 12, 2012

Hamilton, Ontario

a polluted city with a corrupt mayor. there isn't really any good reason to come here, unless you really like steel or smog. the downtown area is full of crazies, and people who go to hillfield are rich snobs.

now that red hill valley is gone, why would anyone ever want to live in hamilton, ontario?

by glinda.. September 30, 2005

hamid (verb ... to hamid)

to steal something because no one can see u ... ultimate darkness

I 'hamided' dwaynes chair, computer and life..
Check outside ur house cause theres Hamid is there with a U-Haul hamiding ur shit..

hamid (verb ... to hamid)

by MYD February 24, 2007

Hamin

1) n Anything that is extremely stupid or retarded.
2) adj Extreme stupidity.

1) Only a true hamin would crash into a parked car.
2) That is the most hamin idea i've ever heard.

by Michelle Yang December 9, 2008

L.k. Hamilton

The Writer of The Anita Blake Novels and Merry Gentry Novels. She has a great erotic imagination and her books are very well written and have very good story lines.

"The Laughing Corpes"
"Guilty pleasures"
"Circus of the damned"
and more

by Linear_BlueDust April 21, 2005

hamilnate

to pull two guys away from a party and question them about how they style their mane of pubic hair. often, this involves man on man demonstrations leading to, but not limited to, questionable sexual acts such as cleveland steamers and hot karls and an occasional brown apache, but always while bumping against the ass in the manner of Afroman, which is illegal in 19 countries.

Guy 1: Jim hamilnated me a week ago and I've had confused feelings ever since.

Hamilton: I don't shave my pubes, I'm au natural.

by HamiltonBabyCakes May 17, 2008

hamill

1. A particle of feces
2. The act of shitting in a watery fashion. Leaving the intestines empty but the bowl smothered.

I dropped the nastiest Hamill I've ever experienced. The CDC quarantined the bathroom and I had to leave my house. No community will have me now.

by Tfab December 16, 2013