left handed soccer bat

term used by military personel to describe something useless, or messed up.

"what the hell is that?! that's more fucked up than a left handed soccer bat

by living proof December 12, 2003

Hood C.Hacker

A computer hacker from the ghetto, projects also known as the hood's computer genius. This guy is usually very thuggish looking and not what you would expect in a computer hacker. Hood C. Hacker is not the average nerd you want to start pushing around , but a mixture of rapper Dmx meets Bill Gates in one person.

Hood C.Hacker needs to help me crack this password to that website yo!

by Jimmini Spittit September 25, 2011

yank the hankey

to wrap a hankercheif around your penis when masturbating, thus causing a heating sensation as the cloth rubs against your penis's head

yankin' the hankey makes the orgasm niiiicccceeee and hotttttttttt

by bomb sauseter December 28, 2004

Paul Hackett

A Democratic candidate and Iraq War Veteran who ran for Congress in August 2005 in a special election. He just barely lost in an overwhelmingly Republican district, foreshadowing that the Republicans will either lose the Congress in 2006 or at least lose many seats.

(Aug. 05)

Paul Hackett is a great American.

by ben1 September 16, 2005

One handed rodeo

The sexual act of doing doggy style with one hand in the air for your watching audience

Look that nigga just did the one handed rodeo on that bitch

by Josef c Bokeyno October 16, 2009

One Handed Dab

A retarded/lazy way of doing a "normal" dab but with only one arm

It is often used by 9 year old Jacob fan's that wan't to be "cool"

Ha! look at that kid doing a One Handed Dab!

by TooLitTooHandle February 2, 2017

Left-handed cigarette

A cannabis joint . . marijuana cigarette.

Smoking a left-handed cigarette with a cigarette in my right hand . . puff , puff , pass to the right . .

by chadeau April 29, 2019