Hankelford Share definition Flag Any creature (mostly dogs) that happen to have a funny jaw or enlarged teeth. Also a generic way of pointing out a funny looking animals. "Look at that Alligator! It's such a Hankelford!""Fido, You're a Hankelford!" Hankelford by MaryIronman June 29, 2009 0 0 Get merch Get the Hankelford mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch