A Lindo Guido is a Italian Guy who is Real Sexy. He always has a fresh shape up/hair cut. Dresses Real Right Never Looks Like A Bum. Always Health Consious never wants to be sick. Always has a Tan. Smells Real Good. Fist Pumps everytime he goes to a club/party. when he goes to his home country italy he feels like the king. Has every girl and any girl he wants on his dick. Girls always throw themselfs at a Lindo Guido. Always Knows what to say to make a person smile. knows how to defend himself when he needs to. Always Has Cash on him. he's there when you need him. he can be tour bestfriend or your enemy. people are always envying a Lindo Guido
by Lindo Guido Josh July 28, 2011
Get the Lindo Guido mug.Verb. To lead someone on, or hint at somthing big you did with a member of the opposite sex, waste their time and eventually when they find out its nothing.
Guy 1: Yo man you wont believe what me and lauren did last night.
Guy 2: Yo come on tell me!
Guy 1: I can't tell you, its to much for you to handle
(40 Minuts later)
Guy 2: come on just tell me already!
Guy 1: Ohhhh fine, we touched hands.
Guy 2: Thats it?! You wasted all my time just to tell me that?! Way to pull a guydash on me
Guy 2: Yo come on tell me!
Guy 1: I can't tell you, its to much for you to handle
(40 Minuts later)
Guy 2: come on just tell me already!
Guy 1: Ohhhh fine, we touched hands.
Guy 2: Thats it?! You wasted all my time just to tell me that?! Way to pull a guydash on me
by joshuajew January 23, 2008
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A guy either Italian, or looks Italian; activities are gettin there swell on, tan on, and drinking. Simple as that, usually with popped colours in their Euro designer clothes. Fans of protein shakes, powerbars, muscle milk and other legal steroids
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