granny shopping

(Or grandpa shopping.) The practice of making a trip to the grocery store almost every single day and only buying food for one day's meals/snacks at a time, rather than shopping for the whole week, two weeks, or month. Often done by people who have a lot of free time on their hands - i.e. elderly retirees (hence the name), stay-at-home moms who are waiting for kids to get out of school, etc. This daily trip to the store is the main social event of their life.

When Claire had gone six months without a date, she was tempted to start granny shopping just for the increased chance of meeting somebody at the grocery store one day.

by DobbyCanOnlyBeFreedIf January 6, 2014

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Granny Flat

One that lacks the mental capability of being normal (aka. Idiot)

You granny flat! Why would you do that!

by #SpeedyGonzales June 17, 2017

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granny

a lady married to gramps its a rumor the bitch used to work with her

"u guys are brats"

by helly September 30, 2002

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granny tuesday

a person of old descent, or used as an insult to say that person is a grandma.

a retarded kid (named scott)

by mcliljohn November 30, 2006

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your granny tranny

The most devastating insult known to mankind. Easily repels all insults, including "your mom gay" and "your dad lesbian" and will absolutely decimate your opponent's pride as well as their will to live. Due to its destructive nature, it should only be used in grave situations.

Bob: Your mom gay!
Jim: Your dad lesbian!
Bob: You leave me no choice, Jim
Jim: No! Don't do it!
Bob: your granny tranny
*Jim collapses from cardiac arrest*

by <**> March 16, 2018

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