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Granny punanny

Friend: “Man she was so fine” me: On granny punanny bruh.
by Daddy Bax April 6, 2021
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granny shopping

(Or grandpa shopping.) The practice of making a trip to the grocery store almost every single day and only buying food for one day's meals/snacks at a time, rather than shopping for the whole week, two weeks, or month. Often done by people who have a lot of free time on their hands - i.e. elderly retirees (hence the name), stay-at-home moms who are waiting for kids to get out of school, etc. This daily trip to the store is the main social event of their life.
When Claire had gone six months without a date, she was tempted to start granny shopping just for the increased chance of meeting somebody at the grocery store one day.
by DobbyCanOnlyBeFreedIf January 6, 2014
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Granny Flat

One that lacks the mental capability of being normal (aka. Idiot)
You granny flat! Why would you do that!
by #SpeedyGonzales June 17, 2017
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granny tuesday

a person of old descent, or used as an insult to say that person is a grandma.
by mcliljohn November 30, 2006
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your granny tranny

The most devastating insult known to mankind. Easily repels all insults, including "your mom gay" and "your dad lesbian" and will absolutely decimate your opponent's pride as well as their will to live. Due to its destructive nature, it should only be used in grave situations.
Bob: Your mom gay!
Jim: Your dad lesbian!
Bob: You leave me no choice, Jim
Jim: No! Don't do it!
Bob: your granny tranny
*Jim collapses from cardiac arrest*
by <**> March 16, 2018
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your granny tranny

fran: lol your dad lesbian

daniel: your granny tranny

fran: *falls backwards*
by sarah6969696969 March 17, 2018
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Ur Granny Tranny

The only insult worse than "ur dad lesbian" and "ur mum gay". There is no coming back from this insult.
Mark: Ur mom gay
Charlie: No u
Mark: Ur dad lesbian
Charlie: Ur Granny Tranny
Mark: dies instantly - goes to hell
by chwbaccapubes69 March 11, 2018
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