A game consisting of trying various search terms in the hopes of finding one with the least (but still nonzero) number of results.
My best Google golf score is one. I typed in my name, and got my homepage, and nothing else. Apparently I'm a nobody. But at least I got an unbeatable score!
by ekolis January 25, 2014
Get the Google golfmug. Word or information you meant to google when you had computer access, but then forgot until you were, again, without access.
How much does the average insurance salesperson make in Lincoln, Nebraska? Yeah, I know we talked about it -- but it's another of those darn lost googles, man.
by wordguy2 May 16, 2010
Get the lost googlemug. When you get so high that you cannot function normally, and are relegated to a late night searching about aliens, ufos, conspiracy theories and the like online.
by UncleEllesmere November 27, 2017
Get the googling aliensmug. Google Torture (noun) When you Google old friends and classmates and and keep going until you find out that they way are more successful than you are and you haven't done jackshit.
by Lansana Jahun October 11, 2010
Get the google torturemug. An elite group of hackers, and touch typers who have perfected the art of googling at extremely rapid speeds of 1 search/second. Considered a rare breed, only 99 exist in the modern world.
"Holy shit, Mark is a genius at computers"
"No, he just happens to be one of the 99 masters of Google"
"No, he just happens to be one of the 99 masters of Google"
by ProjectWonderful February 12, 2014
Get the Masters of Googlemug. A somewhat new web browser simply designed for the purpose of watching porn in the fastest, most efficient way possible.
Boy 1: I can't believe you still masturbate with Firefox, you need to get a new browser.
Boy 2: I know, I decided to switch to Google Chrome after my mom walked in on me jerking off and Firefox's tabs froze so I couldn't turn it off.
Boy 2: I know, I decided to switch to Google Chrome after my mom walked in on me jerking off and Firefox's tabs froze so I couldn't turn it off.
by ChronicDefibator March 31, 2010
Get the Google Chromemug. To determine everything you could possibly ever want to know about someone (and then some) using the website www.google.com.
by Laura December 25, 2003
Get the google stalkmug.