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glory hole jockey

glohr-ee hohl jok-ee
-noun
1. a person whom sits inside waits inside of the stall or on the recieving end of the glory hole waiting for someone to insert their cock into the glory hole

2.your mom
Damn michael, your mom is one hell of a glory hole jockey.
by Chris, that guy doing your mom December 22, 2008
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Morning Glory

Using the dreaded morning wood for good and masturbating first thing in the morning.
I hate having a morning wood, the only time it comes in handy is when I feel like having myself a quick "Morning Glory".
by Twunce March 15, 2010
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Glory Hunter

A new supporter of a Premier League team thats doing well. Also known as 'jumping on the bandwagon'. Usually the team will have lots of money and big name players, such as Manchester City.
by Mule111 July 7, 2011
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glory supporter

A person who supports which ever sports team (football, basketball etc...) is doing the best. He/she will say that they have supported that team for 'ages' or that they have 'family ties' to the team or that 'they like the way the team plays.'
A london based man utd fan can be described as a glory supporter.
by man_utd_fan May 6, 2009
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glom

(n) Used to describe a large group of males gathered around one specific female, often due to the lack of females in a vicinity.
(v) to attach to a group of other males gathered around a specific female.
From: conglomerate
There was a glom in her dormroom and she basked in the attention.
by carta December 18, 2005
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glaze of glory

After you fuck somebody with a condom and cum in said condom, you carefully lift the bottom ring and let the jizz trickle down to your ballsack while your partner sucks it off.
"Bro, what a closet slut. After I came in the rubber, she hoovered my nutsack and let me give her the glaze of glory."
by Dirty Mel October 5, 2011
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new found glory

The lead singer of New Found Glory sounds like Simon from "Alvin and the Chipmunks" after getting kicked in the balls by a mule.
by Chernorizets Hrabr August 2, 2004
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