Glitter monkey

A bisecual man that rarely grooms himself and mostly sits on his couch all day watching cartoons smoking pot and eating last nights leftovers.

The fact that along with watching gay porn all day jeremy's arm hair is 3 feet long is proof that he is a stereotypical glitter monkey.

by Bucket fuck March 27, 2017

glitter princess

A lad or lady who is absolutely caked with glitter to the point were they look like a unicorn queefed on them and they look AMAZING

Brad: wow Stacy, you sure look hot with all that sparkly stuff on your face.
Stacy: well Brad, they don't call me the glitter princess for nothing!!

by Eloc Rebma April 10, 2017

Glitter Guy

A guy with genital herpes. Comes from the saying that glitter is the herpes of the arts & crafts world. 1 in 5 people have herpes.

That guys hot but I heard he's a glitter guy so make sure he uses a condom.

by Battleaxebro January 20, 2018

Glitterfagot

glitterfagot That weird uncle with a neck beard that wears a tutu to thanksgiving. Dont be the glitterfagot of the family

Ugh I fucking hate unckle steve. What a glitterfagot

by Boxedisopod May 4, 2018

Glitter Slut

A stripper with no moral values. She takes off her clothes for money but she'll fuck you for free.

I went to Big Al' s last night, that Glitter Slut Jennifer was there. I paid for a lap dance and later we met up and she let me hit it.

by StiffyMeat May 10, 2018

Jessica Glitter

Old Canadian teen-pop sensation and co-star of Space Teens alongside Robin Sparkles. She now plays the organ for the New York Rangers.

I loved Jessica Glitter and Robin Sparkles' Beaver Song!

by J-Money Mundel April 4, 2012

dick glitter

n. a party friendly way of talking about herpes. Gender neutral.

Girl 1: So how was your weekend?
Girl 2: It was good until I found out I've got dick glitter.

Guy: Bro, this place is decorated in dick glitter.

by lizf22 March 10, 2014