Gick

When your gut stretches over your dick, you have a Gick.

Look at that guy with the gick

by Big Johnny De July 10, 2016

glock

Its a gun, weapon of choice by most 'gangstas'

You best shut the fuck up about my lady before i cap yo ass wit my glock...biatch!

by Jack May 30, 2004

glock

short for glockenspiel, a musical instrument also known as bells.

I played the glock in the ballad.

by Scot December 10, 2004

gick

The male version of the GUNT excessive stomach blocks the view of your beans and franks.

I couldn't see my prick, my GICK was in the way!

by Old Dirty Danny May 6, 2005

glockenspiel

a glockenspiel can live in an oragne traffic cone for up to 3 days without food or water

The glockenspiel ran across the road.

by Zack Franceschi July 24, 2004

Glock bite

This is also known as "slide bite". It occurs when a moron fires any semi-automatic handgun and has his/her thumb too high up on the back of the weapon and when the trigger is pulled the person gets his/her thumb, or thumb region of their hand injured (usually a laceration) by the action of the slide. Glock Bite refers to when it is a Glock firearm being used by an idiot, and the idiot gets his/her hand injured.

John: Dude, lets go to the range again. I want to buck your Glock.

Joe: No numbnuts, I thought you would have had enough after that case of Glock Bite you got last time.

by Miamiwhitey January 8, 2010

glock

Very reliable, quite accurate, ergononically awful ugliest handgun on the market.

If that gun were my dog, I'd shave it's ass and make it walk down the street backwards

by Kelly January 3, 2004