Dirty Gerry

A "Dirty Gerry" is when a guy takes a shit into his own hand and then uses it as lube to masturbate, smearing it all over his cock and balls until he cums, leaving himself coated in a foul mixture of feces and semen. It's the absolute nadir of personal degradation, a act so profoundly disgusting it transcends mere kink and becomes a statement of self-loathing, performed in private with the knowledge that it's a perversion of the most basic human dignity.

After everyone left the party, rumor has it he locked himself in the bathroom to perform a Dirty Gerry.

by Gerry_Lober6767 February 3, 2026

To do a Gerry

The lazy ability to wander aimlessly for an extended period of time, void of purpose, drive or shame. Happy in the comfort that he can carefully avoid work without fear of retribution.

Fuck sake you lazy twat , stop doing a Gerry!!!
I can't believe Gerry set that hose pipe up 3 hours ago and still hasn't washed a car.
anyone know where Gerry the wanderer has gone the lazy twat he has gone to do a Gerry
Gerry has gone to drop a car a mile away but he will stretch it out all day.

by blueyonderpink February 10, 2022

Pulling a Gerry

When someone has a comprehensive talk idea and you go ahead and steal it from them, claiming it as your own.

I really like your talk idea and I'm thinking of pulling a Gerry.

by SEOer May 16, 2022