Flat Virgin Stanley

One who has never been flat stanlied.

He's still a flat virgin stanley. Amazing, considering how many girls she has screwed over.

by xxScarlettSavagexx January 8, 2011

flat of beer

A 24 pack of beer

Im over in my neighbour logans driveway drinking a flat of beer

by BradPlague December 11, 2017

Flat Whiting

Just thinking about yourself and not giving two shits about the other people.

Norman is totally flat whiting me, he invited me round for tea and the cunt is in the pub

by Sausage Cleaver March 14, 2019

Flat Earther

A person who was sick the day when they were supposed to learn about the earth.

Joey is a flat earther!
Joey says the earth is flat

by Platten December 7, 2021

Flat tyre

Doug Rohde

That Bloke is a real Doug Rohde - flat tyre (always let down) (useless)

by Graceys Greatest love machine December 21, 2021

flat earther

see: a fucking idiot

flat earthers have no brain

by Vladimir Vladimirovich Putin May 10, 2022

Flat ball

A toy that you can pressed into a frisbee, than after a random amount of time, turns into a ball.

Greatest invention ever.

'Oh man, my Flat ball is on the roof.'

"Don't worry, it'll roll off."

by LJG May 4, 2006