Flail

A better way to say Fail

Man #1: Hey, so Katie, how long have you been pregnant?

Katie: What? I'm not pregnant?!

Man #2: Flail.

by WhatAFlail July 25, 2012

fainous

Someone who becomes internet famous through sheer hustle and doing whatever it takes.

I'm vlogging everyday. You know I'm gonna get fainous.

by Zepol Antelope September 18, 2012

flair dog

A skateboarders term for someone who can't drop in the deep end and is only a skateboarder for the fashion. Lots of tight pants, rolled cuffs, rolled bills, some go for the huge gaged earrings, stupid hair, etc. basically someone who is trying way too hard to look cool.

"He thinks he can skate but we all know he is just a flair dog!"

by Kdog1962 February 13, 2014

Flail Mary

(video games) to risk using a melee attack in order to stay alive. This usually occurs when the player is low on ammunition or is due to reload, The odds of success are low but a successful attempt is often celebrated with a sigh of relief or an exuberant shout of victory.

Gamer one: " Remember that sweet flail Mary I pulled off last night? That totally won us the match."

Gamer Two: " You want a medal to go with that swelling head of yours? Get over yourself you poser."

by Knoxford English Dictionary January 12, 2015

FLAIB

Means: Fuck Life And Its Bullshit
Used when irritated at something and you don't want everybody to know what you are thinking. Unless they are on the internet in which case Urban Dictionary would tell them.

Dude: "You seriously told my girlfriend I boned her best friend?"
Dude 2: "It was a joke brah. Chill."
Dude: "FLAIB..."
Dude 2: "Lolwut?

by ShadowCruiser June 23, 2014

flail

The worn out flaps of a woman's vagina

That hooker had some flails that looked like clams

by flailersrus June 5, 2015

Flacing

Ejaculating on to a woman's face just above the eyebrow so that semen drips down and makes a lace like structure on her face.

Rebecca likes Harry but isn't too fond of flacing because it ruins her makeup.

by Dr. Wolfdick August 22, 2016