Federal worker break

Verb: 1) the act of taking an extended break at the begining or the end of your shift because your late or you want to leave early and not use your sick/vacation time.

Nuclear plant manger " where's John it 10am ? "

Secretary " John called in, hes's going to take his "Federal worker break" and coming 2 hrs late.

Nuclear plant manger " great I'm going to take my Federal worker break and leave at noon today "

by Lordmatt September 6, 2013

Federal Rapist

1. An officer of The Gape. But higherclass officers eventually become a Federal Rapist. This officer may sit down with you , without any sort of notice, and makes sure that whomever your on a date with , and mainly , POF dates, are putting out. Else, The Federal Rapist may inspect that butthole for you, making sure she will clench up her rooter for you. No one likes to not gape on a first date. No one.

If one must not get to gape a tight butt every once in a while, and perhaps maybe never has done so , then one might be a Federal Rapist. This can also occur if someone fucks "fake butts" , FleshLights, or putts dildos in their buttholes but doesnt get to actually gape anything. (ref code std string "gape" = to sex something, while preferably getting to "gape" that ass. Or just google it, for heavens to betsy)

Rich-" pound for pound, I really get to pound NOTHING on plenty of fish. Should I kill myself?"
Tim " The answer is simple. Become a Federal Rapist. Plenty of benefits, and you can legally smash any butthole you wish. But hey, its mainly the job of a Federal Rapist to make sure that all women will put out on first date. Cheer up Rich! In the meantime, go fuck that fake butt of yours. It needs lovin. And maybe some cleaning.

by Doctorate of The Gape May 26, 2015

Fefer-Ritterstein Paradox

Imagine some phenomenon that is only sustained by some fact (eg a relationship that only continues because two lovers eat Thai food on Friday nights). If the fact is an essential part of the phenomenon (ie there would be no relationship without the Thai food), what explains the phenomenon's initial emergence?

Edwin and his friends only discuss past night's drinking. What, then, did they discuss upon first meeting if there were no past night's of which to speak? This is a Fefer-Ritterstein Paradox.

by fefrit May 2, 2018

Federal Question

When an outsider is asking too many questions that sound suspicious. This person is known as a federal or a snitch.

Person 1: We were all up in the club getting LIT last night!
Person 2: What drugs were you doing who else was there?
Person 1: Ay bro what's with all these federal questions?

by watermelon joe November 5, 2021

Federico

Federico is an italian sweet but also savage guy, gifted with an incredible memory and smarter than you think he is. He is also capable of making literally EVERYONE laughs. Only thing is not to mess up with him cause he's gonna ignore you and probably kill you, at the end of the day he is such a nice person and always knows what to do. He is a good boyfriend and he's never going to complain about things normal people usually complain about. He loves to stay home but never misses a chance to go out and play tennis.

I tried to punch Federico but he dodged it and slapped me on the butt.

by alex97 November 21, 2021

Wiener fever

A sudden case of wiener fear resulting in woman turning over to the 'other side'. mostly occuring after an unfavorable enconter with 1,2 or more wieners resulting in psychological damage and trauma's

-A)Cindy hasn't been the same after she went out with Kevin

-B)Yeah he gave her some bad wiener fever, we're gonna beat him up for taking her off the grid.

by Eel Ecurb May 1, 2009

Tea Fever

An intence few minutes of overheating and uncomfortable sweating brought on by quickly drinking a delicious cup of tea.

"instantly regret drinking tea in summer, this tea fever is ridiculous."

by Hepsmith February 4, 2010