Father

A more detatched way of saying "dad." If you have a bad relationship with your dad, you refer to them as father... unless you're rich and pretentious, then you use father on a daily basis.

Me: My father nagged me again about my future.

by It's Me, Bitch June 6, 2017

father

The person who works their ass off for annoying pieces of shit he calls kids. The person who raised them to be the people who they are now. The seeds love and appreciate him for everything

My father is the best

by pineapple_killer August 19, 2017

Father's Day

A day to recognize your husband or father screaming at their kids every sports game, eating all the snacks in the pantry, staying in the office all day, and snoring(shaking the whole house).

Woops, tomorrow is Father's day. Looks like I'll just get him a grill or a basketball or some manly spices.

by Yeet2005 June 17, 2018

Father

Non existent.

Kid: where’s my father

Mom: gone

Kid:where

Mom:...

by Oof I gotta do a shit November 10, 2019

stud-father

An older manish lesbian that younger lesbians look up to like an uncle or father figure.

Georgia my stud-father gave me advice on how to be a good lover.

by car_luvn_chick February 26, 2009

Candy-father

Another term for Sugar daddy, as interpreted by a brilliant Taiwanese PhD student. A wealthy, usually older man who gives expensive gifts to a young person in return for sexual favors or companionship.

CHW: Is he her Candy-father?!!
AKK: Her what?!??!?
CHW: Her Candy-father! CANDY-FATHER!!!!
AKK: OOOOHHHHHH! HER SUGAR DADDY!

by HughJundies July 7, 2012

jacobs father

When you're having sex with a girl and as soon as you're about to cum leave and never come back

Isaiah-dude I was fucking hannah yesterday and I pulled a jacobs father
Jose-damn she's such a thot

by thatoneniggajerome September 4, 2014