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Final Fantasy

Overrated RPG series. Which of these "final" fantasies are actually going to be the last god damn Final Fantasy?
Final Fantasy fanboys get a major chubby any time you talk about the series.
by Lon September 5, 2005
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Fantasy Whore

Any player in the NFL that contributes nothing towards his team's win but puts up a great amount of fantasy points from scalping touchdowns at the goalline or running up the score when you're already up 50. Anyone in the top 10 fantasy points for running backs without 1000 rushing yards is a fantasy whore.
Tom Brady, Lendale White, Matt Forte and Marshawn Lynch; all can be defined as a fantasy whore.
by screwBrady January 21, 2011
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Final Fantasy 7

PS1 and PC rpg. Is slightly overrated. It was good, but not as good as 8.
Brainwashed FF7 junkie: "I dont care what you say, ff7 pwns all"

Me: "Keep telling yourself that..."
by Legendary Nick June 1, 2005
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Final Fantasy VIII

The winning contender for worst Final Fantasy game ever created. It was released after Final Fantasy VII and Squaresoft were hoping it would be just as successful as the last one. However, the changes they made to the system in the game were radical and only served to cripple the game, making it vastly unpopular and a flop.

The story focuses on a group of six characters, most of whom are mercenaries contracted out to help a struggling (read: worst I've ever seen) rebel group. From there, the characters fall victim to incredibly hackneyed, trite and implausible twists and turns in the story (such as the point where they all find out they knew each other as children but had their memories wiped).

The gameplay is quite bad and actively discourages the use of magic. The characters themselves have little to distinguish themselves from each other apart from their Limit Breaks. The Junctioning system (used to help improve your character, since evryone levels up at the same rate regardless of their level) is unnecessarily complex and fiddly, detracting from what little good gameplay there was.

Some elements of the game were good, but ultimately Final Fantasy VIII was a flop compared to may of the others.
At least you had a really hot schoolteacher with a whip on your team.
by Lofwyr September 3, 2005
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factasm

A fact that involves something erotic or sexual.

(as made popular by Mark Pritchard of www.1trackmind.com)
Kevin Pezzi: Did you know that Graham Crackers and Corn Flakes were both created to inhibit the sexual appetite?
Mark Pritchard: Wow, that's a pretty cool factasm.
by TilzyJosh December 9, 2008
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fantasy box

dude, i saw this bitch on the fantasy box, nobody can look that good...

-probably an android dude!
by michael foolsley November 20, 2009
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international fantasy

Being with three women that don't speak your language nor any language that any two of you understand.
"Dude who are these women and what are they saying?"
"I don't know either but last night was an international fantasy."

"I met three women in the hotel bar last night. None of them spoke English or any common laguage."
"Holy shit dude!"
"I know right? We went up to my room and It was an international fantasy.
by Mr Special September 5, 2018
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