Facetron

A: A machine with which to cut gems

B:A robotic face

A: I just faceted my diamond on this here facetron.

B:OH MY GOD FACETRON HAS COME TO CONSUME US ALL WITH HIS VEANGEFUL, FLAMING TEETH!

by Joe December 11, 2003

Facistbook

Facistbook is the newly coined street name for facebook .
The name change reflects the fact that facebook caved to the federal government by granting

unfettered access and content control to the feds after having been caught manipulating major election

altering data in the U.S. as well as other countries.
With this transition goes all of the facebook users privacy and their past transcriptions are now wide open
for the federal goverment to use as it pleases. DJB.

Hey ! lets all close our facistbook accounts ASAP because uncle sam is watching everything on there now !

by Zuck Markelburg May 15, 2018

facetexting

When you are talking to someone online, and you both ask a question at the same time, and you both answer each other's question, and you get into two conversations at the same time.
This is normal when text messaging, but annoying when facechatting, hence the name facetexting.

Brad: You going to Tiffany's party?
JayJay: Did you see the Lakers game?
Brad: Yeah that touchdown at the end was amazing
JayJay: Yeah, but I don't think it's gunna be very good. Oh yeah, I punched the air when Tommy Nelson scored.
Brad: It will be good! I'm going. I know right, I punched the air really hard.
JayJay: Stop Facetexting dude!

by s-lar December 30, 2010

facesterbating

masturbating to photos on facebook.

I feel like such a creeper -- I was totally facesterbating to your little sister last night.

by kookymiyuki March 1, 2011

fact on

this term may be used as an affirmative statement that adheres to a general concurrence by persons of the same ilk. tags may also by used in the subjective.

Kathryn: "Hey B! Are you on for a fews sauces tonight?"

Smithers: "Fact on, kid!"

Tana: "I heard you flaking a blast of shots last night. I'd say your balls must be worn off ya"

Chef Eoin: "I know ya, my arse was in bits after it.... fact on!"

by BobbyChops August 18, 2011

Facestruction

To have your face completely reconstructed or deconstrusted.
Can be used in any tense.

1.Did you hear about that kid got Facestruction from Sarah.
2.LOL you got some major Facestruction.
3.Seth totally facestructed Mikey.

by BR0T4T0 March 15, 2013

Facist

some one who is racist over facebook as not to get their ass beat (Fay-sist)

Guy 1: this dude just posted that he hates asians!
Girl 1: wow, what a facist

by hiddenfrompeople January 14, 2016