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Farty-breath

An expression used to describe a person with halitosis or bad breath. This can range from someone with mildly unpleasant bad breath because they’ve been up all night and haven’t had a chance to brush their teeth to someone with a real problem. You know the sort of person I mean, their teeth look like the bones of animal carcases or the weathered moss covered tombstones in a neglected graveyard; and their breath, oh lord their breath, it smells like a cross between rotting fish and the decomposing faecal emissions of a diseased pig and should be declared a biohazard.
Oh shit! It’s farty-breath! I wish I had a gasmask.”
by AKACroatalin August 1, 2015
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Fantasy Cuck

The team in your league that watches their team get fucked all season by everyone else in the league.
Damn Jason went 2-11 and even lost by 100 points one week, he’s this year’s Fantasy Cuck.
by DiabloDog June 15, 2020
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World's Fair

Many countries gather at what they can the Expo, Exposition; & there's lots & lots of very cool stuff to see & do. Really awesome to hear so many different languages spoken! Interesting to see all the different cultures!
Grandma took me to the World's Fair in Spokane in 1974; they called it Expo '74. Absolutely Fantastic!
by Starchylde May 28, 2016
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Quantum Brain Fart

When you both remember and cannot remember if you have done something. The state of being unsure if it is a false memory or a factual experience.
Schroedinger to Heisenberg; darn your uncertainty principle, I am having a quantum brain fart trying to remember if I did (or did not) put the cat in the box.
by Teraknor January 7, 2016
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Bat-faced Jelly

Uncomplimentary nickname for Camilla Batmanghelidgh (pronounced bætmængelɪdʒ), people in the USA probably won’t gave heard of her, but she’s the weirdo hamplanet who set up a charity called Kids Company in the UK which closed amid allegations of misuse of funds and child abuse in 2015. Investigations showed that despite having had over £46 million of taxpayers’ money the charity’s financial arrangements were chaotic and considerable sums had been used for purposes outside the remit of the charity. When this came to light, Bat-faced Jelly went into damage limitation overdrive (she made Donald Trump look like an amateur). Unfortunately her idea of damage limitation seemed to be more along the lines of avoiding personal blame, apparently never having heard of the buck stops here. While the closure of the “charity” may have been regretted by some, the reaction of the vast majority was relief that the government wouldn’t hand over any more of their taxes to a bunch of wasters.
“Did you hear old Bat-faced Jelly in that radio interview?”
“Yeah, no wonder she got so much money out of the Government, she can beat politicians at bullshitting!”
by AKACroatalin November 20, 2016
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Fataytay

Monzkie has FATAYTAY
a lot of people wanted to have FATAYTAY
Damnnn! thats one hairy FATAYTAY :O
by Bulldog@meow August 30, 2019
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Fak2hraddivn

Stage name of Jamaican -American painter/sculptor Fakhraddivn Moore. The "2" is a send up to his fraternity Alpha Phi Alpha where he was nicknamed K2 The Savage Mountain.
Fak2hraddivn is so controversial but his artwork is so peaceful. I hope he invites me to his next show.
by ladyNicoleT March 27, 2019
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