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eating out

Eating out is when someone starts to lick or bite a pussy or vagina.
"Yes, dear, he's eating me out right now!!!"
by Douchebag February 10, 2003
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monkey eating yogurt

a code word for an asshole.
person 1: did you see what that guy did to her?
person 2: yeah! he's a monkey eating yogurt!
by Creepy Carrie April 26, 2009
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clean eating

A term applied to a wide range of 'healthy' eating habits, usually by people with an unhealthy obsession with fitness and/or body weight. It is mostly a means of garnering praise or approval from peers and making anyone who isn't into clean eating feel like their food is somehow dirty.

Clean eaters are obliged to post on social media about their 'clean' meals at least daily, and should never post about any non-clean meals they consume, so as to give the impression that they are strict clean eaters and their discipline is something to be admired.

If taken literally, clean eating is eating food in its most natural state. In practise though, clean eating can include all manner of processed foods such as milk, pasta, cheese and bread, depending on individual interpretation.
I just LOVE this new celery, carrot and cottage cheese combo! Clean eating ftw! #fitness #cleaneating #rawfood #healthy #5kgin5weeks
by n3xia August 4, 2014
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eating a cookie

Arrogantly displaying complete contempt for those one is supposed to serve. Similar to "fiddling while Rome burns."
Q.What do you think about the crisis in health care?

A. I am eating a cookie
by allalberta November 22, 2010
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Hot Dog Eating Contest

The act of trying to fit as many dicks in your mouth as possible
Two girls had a hot dog eating contest with the entire football team!
by H-farkswag March 21, 2015
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Eating Out

Eating Out, when used sexually, can mean when you "eat" a girls vagina, doing so will grant you the power to make the female do whatever you want. The best feeling for her in the world.
Guy - "Eating Out is the best!!"
Girl - "Ya wanna try sometime?"
Guy - ";)"
by BigCockCaleb September 4, 2018
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spazzy pussy eating

spazzy pussy eating is when you are eating a girl out and you use use techniques such as the tongue tornado or the lip vacuum.
when your having maybe oral sex and you are using the lip vacuum that would be considered spazzy pussy eating
by lucas m. June 18, 2006
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