welder's dozen

Eleven. Sometimes welders accidentally burn a finger off leaving them with only 11.

I bought a dozen doughnuts for my coworkers on my birthday, but I ate one in the car, leaving me with a welder's dozen.

by steve even October 22, 2013

baker's dozen

(n.) the act of smoking 13 consequetive bowls of marijuana. A double-entendre; "baker" refers to both the marijuana being burnt and the number traditionally associated with baked goods

Dude, I got so fucked up yesterday. We smoked a baker's dozen. I couldn't move for a day.

by slapdick July 24, 2004

doze

Short for chrondozer/dank.

'You got any doze?'
'Nah, just smizzled, hella blitzed now...'

by ngg December 19, 2006

dazed and confused

1) a cool song by led zeppelin. idiots would normally say: "OMG THIS SONG IS ALMOST AS GOOD AS STAIRWAY TO HEAVEN!" well, i have 8 ablums full of great zeppelin songs and can eaisly name 20 without mentioning stairway.

2) an awesome movie about the last day of skool in 1976. the movie was filmed in austin texas.

dazed and confused (the movie) is awesome! go buy it now!!!!

dazed and confused (the song) is awesome! go buy zeppelin 1 now!!!!

by peacefrog June 21, 2007

doned

feeling blah and you dont know how to describe it not stoned but just blahh

Wow delamare and barbato are fuckin doned and they acting really weird.

by redhead August 24, 2005

chili cheese doged

when playing a video game(or some thing competative) and you get raped by the opponents in such a dominating matter you are gob smacked. and the other team must also preted to rape you or tbag you for this to be concidered a chili cheese doged event

Ryan, the COG just chili cheese doged us in three fucking minutes.

by Larios55 is on xbox live December 20, 2008

dime a dozen

Cheap, can find many alike, easy, notworth anything, unvaluable, untrustworthy

"Boys you are dime a dozen."
-Your so last summer..Taking back sunday

by chelsea January 4, 2004