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Doomer Moment

The act of being a little bitch. Nihilistic freaks who read one book on philosophy and suddenly they're the smartest/ most woke person in the room. Their core beliefs are void of any belief at all ( the belief that there is no inherent meaning, value, or order to life), they don't necessarily have to believe this, they just say doomer shit to sound deep. A doomer moment in specific is when they say the most unhappy, unadulterated cringe to either feel slightly above you or to excuse their troglodyte activities.
"I love long walks."
"Why does it even all matter were just... all going to die. The sun's going to explode in the near future and we're destroying our own ecosystem. You must be some kind of evil to even give birth in a cesspool like this."
"Kill yourself, doomer moment."
by ollie.j April 7, 2022
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floober doober

Floober doober: a word used to describe a Dutch man with a spikey cucumber up his ass that has a sexual relationship with Hitler.
David: hey Ernest
Ernest: what
David: did you see that floober doober
Ernest: depends was his name toddy?

David: YES!
Ernests: then I saw him
by Stinky Hitler fart June 11, 2022
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blast a dooker

-verb-
1.) To deficate.
2.) To Poop.
3.) To release that which comes from the anus.
by SOSLifeguard April 27, 2008
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dozer

A person who has a big ego for which they cannot control.
You're dozer is fucking out of control.
by James December 2, 2004
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doomer

n.

Used by the peak oil community to refer to those who believe that the end of the oil age will also mean the end of human society.
I'm a doomer 'cos wind and nuclear will never cut it, and hydrogen's a pipe dream.

You're doomerosity is only so high 'cos you're suffer from apocophilia.
by Jaymax September 26, 2005
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Pulling a Dowzer

Shotgunning smirnoff ice in the frat house lawn, hunting fish with shotguns, and performing anyother TMF(total frat move).
Dude, your bud is totally pulling a dowzer today.
by AMOTT January 19, 2008
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doozner

when two or more friends accompany one another in a night time gathering,or sleepover type get together, for more than one night in a row.
My friends and i had a ...... because they came to stay at my house in florida.
by betty May 13, 2005
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