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Doinked

Fuck, Slam, Punch, Pummel.
I doinked this milf last week. It was great until her hubby walked in on us, so I doinked him with a coffee mug right in the cocksucker (jaw). He didn't move at all and I knew it was going to be a long night.
by Kirky James October 23, 2009
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doinkus

(noun) like a doinkwad, used to describe someone who is so incredibly stupid they cant even put their pants on properly. If you put their brain a bird, it would fly backwards.
Gary: Hey lydia, your a doinkus
Lydia: no im not im a haitian
Gary: Same difference, get me some apple juice.
by Swamp_Ninja March 27, 2010
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piddly dink

When you peel part of a banana down, and remove the fruit part of the banana. After removing said fruit part you take a dump in the vacant space of the peel, then sealing the peel making it look like it hasn't been touched. Now whoever should open this banana should say the word without even knowing it.
Kenny: Want a banana?
Bob: Sure KENNETH!
*Bob peels open banana peel/piddly dink*
Bob:AAAAAAAAH!!! It's A PIDDLY DINK!!!!!
by senior el binko January 11, 2008
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[Dink]

A term usually expressed when degrading someone's self image.
Dude, why do you have to be such a dink?
by warriorlax1220 January 10, 2009
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dinked

to be shot in the head in cs, and often not resulting in death because it was a wall shot and/or it was a weak gun
ROFL u just got dinked with a glock
by Silence is Golden August 30, 2005
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Dink

Did you dink her last night? (Giver) -or- I certainly would like to get dinked tonight. (Receiver)
by Newfie blogger June 23, 2016
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dinkies

1- That Guy only drives Dinkies

2- Bob is a dinkie collector
by Immortal-Jake May 28, 2006
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