I doinked this milf last week. It was great until her hubby walked in on us, so I doinked him with a coffee mug right in the cocksucker (jaw). He didn't move at all and I knew it was going to be a long night.
by Kirky James October 23, 2009
Get the Doinked mug.(noun) like a doinkwad, used to describe someone who is so incredibly stupid they cant even put their pants on properly. If you put their brain a bird, it would fly backwards.
Gary: Hey lydia, your a doinkus
Lydia: no im not im a haitian
Gary: Same difference, get me some apple juice.
Lydia: no im not im a haitian
Gary: Same difference, get me some apple juice.
by Swamp_Ninja March 27, 2010
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When you peel part of a banana down, and remove the fruit part of the banana. After removing said fruit part you take a dump in the vacant space of the peel, then sealing the peel making it look like it hasn't been touched. Now whoever should open this banana should say the word without even knowing it.
Kenny: Want a banana?
Bob: Sure KENNETH!
*Bob peels open banana peel/piddly dink*
Bob:AAAAAAAAH!!! It's A PIDDLY DINK!!!!!
Bob: Sure KENNETH!
*Bob peels open banana peel/piddly dink*
Bob:AAAAAAAAH!!! It's A PIDDLY DINK!!!!!
by senior el binko January 11, 2008
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Get the [Dink] mug.to be shot in the head in cs, and often not resulting in death because it was a wall shot and/or it was a weak gun
by Silence is Golden August 30, 2005
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