dentist

the person to whom you pay a visit when your teeth are misbehaving and are giving you loadsa pain.
many people are scared of going to the dentist, probably due to large number of whirring, drilling, scraping and poking that goes on.
personally, i'm not scared of my dentist, as it is my mum. actually, scrap that, i'm VERY scared of my dentist BECAUSE it's my mum.....

no, honestly mum, my teeth are FINE...

by parlez January 30, 2005

denthead

someone that has a dent in their head as a result of being dropped at birth by their parents.

no fergus you stupid denthead, your parents don't love you and they think your a failure, and no hannon you have moobies.

by tom hulston November 27, 2004

Dentrofeliac

One who is sexually attracted to plants.

I caught Bob in his apartment banging his plant, what a dentrofeliac.

by The guy with the face. April 19, 2006

Dentity

adj.

A multi-dimensional identity for a corporate or individual entity.

Example (adj.): The dentity company of Google is expanding wide and fast.

by MD MUZE LTD. November 19, 2019

Street Dentistry

A term used to define what lazy often hungover dentist will do on saturday mornings. They will not use gloves or masks, promoting the spread of disease. Usually involves removing teeth in order to prep them for crowns, then placing them back into the mouth when done.

Man your a nerd, I am just doing street dentistry today.

by ctownbrown April 28, 2009

Dentisit

A misspelling of 'dentist' due to a large amount of cock occupying the mouth and/or hands at the time of typing/saying.

sacrinyellow5: Im a Dentisit!

by VNV March 17, 2003

Pissing like a Dentist

The term for a time during drinking when you suddenly need the toilet near constantly even if you have just been (also known as "breaking the Piss-barrier") Can also be applyed to non-alcohol related constant toilet trips but is mainly used describing when under the influence and alcohol is the cause.

Dan: Where do you keep dissapearing off to every 2 minutes.
Sam: Cant help it im pissing like a dentist!

or

Jason: Lets get in here.
Josh: Nah look at the queue lets go somewere else quick i feel like im gonna start pissing like a dentist!

by mEDan September 19, 2009