Dork Stamp

When someone firing a gun fails to control the recoil and has the scope hit them in the face. Also known as scope eye, scope bite, or eye ring.
"You'll get a dork stamp if you aren't ready for the recoil."
by slickity doo dah March 21, 2023
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Dorks With Controllers

A group of full grown men that sit around and call themselves let's-players while they never get over 200 subscribers.
by Fxckcxte February 11, 2019
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Dork-off

When two or more people who possess similar passionate tastes in various hobbies, areas of study and other pursuits deemed "dorky" or "nerdy" engage in a non-sanctioned competition wherein the winner is crowned by their superior knowledge in said category.
We had a total dork-off while discussing trilobites and animal bones at the gem and mineral show.
by Skulldogman February 08, 2017
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large dork

Guys,more common in the Philly metro area,who work in offices and talk about things like video games all day yet dwarf most people in size.
What a dork that guy sounds like...oh that's him? What a large dork.
by JoeNJ2 January 18, 2011
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Dorking-Off

The act of refusing to go out with friends in order to play a game you've developed a child-like fascination with.

These games include::

World of Warcraft
Any Anime/Ninja Game
Guitar Hero
Rockband
Halo
Call of Duty
Example.

guy #1="hey is chris gonna come with us?"

guy #2="Nah he said he was gonna stay home and level up his level 8 death knight."

guy #1="What a douche! We're out here chasing tail and hes on his couch in his spongebob boxers dorking-off with a headset on!"
by LorenaBobbitImaCutYaDickOff September 05, 2009
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dork-a-muss

A person who has trouble controling their volume. They offten ejaculate at random times spouting obscenities. These people usually become child molesters.

-S.C.

1 Boy: HEY there. YOUR such a pretty LITTLE girl!
2 Girl: Eww He is so a Dork-a-muss
by Suechan January 24, 2007
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Dork Fight

A fight in which two generally male members of the human species attack each other using one of the following:
1.) a marching band/orchestra instrument case, usually of the larger tuba persuasion.
or
2.) a backpack.
The instruments are used by swinging them at your opponent(s), while the backpack is better used worn backwards as you charge your opponent face first.
"Woah, look at those dorks fighting with their instrument cases!"

"Dude, total dork fight!"
by MiriamD124 September 19, 2009
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