crudentials

Da past documentation regarding yer skills at cleaning da gunk offa things, either literally or figuratively.

I hate to leave anything either half-washed or still-misunderstood/resented --- call me OCD-steeped all you want, but I have exceptional crudentials in both da physical-scrubbin' AND da social-disagreement-ameliorating departments!

by QuacksO October 25, 2025

fludd crudd

when you cum on a container and use it to spray other people

This dude pissed me off so I emptied my windex and fludd crudd on him

by Khezu May 24, 2017

Jew Crudler

A slang term for any food prepared by a jew. Usually in reference to a stew, soup, or chowder.

"Aleksander's Jew Crudler may look like the stuff they fed his grandfather back in Poland, but it's actually pretty great if you add saltines."

"Betzalel attempted to make us clam chowder, but the Jew Crudler that steamed out into the bowl was like the fluid from an infection caused by faulty circumcision."

by Goot Poot May 19, 2018

Coochie Crude

Analogous to crude oil, Coochie Crude is the thickest, most abundant form of menstrual blood.

Much like the Keystone XL carries a large supply of oil, my Diva Cup is a pipeline bursting with Coochie Crude.

by Catgar February 9, 2022

churro crudo

the name xiomaras mom called me when she thought i was a damn gringo

damn look at that churro crudo daniel in peru!! i bet hes having a fun ass time dawg !!

by sukophobia July 13, 2022

Big Cruddy

He’s that nigga you ain’t gonna fuck with. He will beat you till your 6 feet under then call you a bitch while he pisses on your grave. Big Cruddy is the most loyal and loving man but still has a broken heart so he very careful. If Cruddy loves you he’ll do everything he can to protect you from harm. He will give everything he has even if he doesn’t have a lot himself. But don’t get him mistaken because he will get greedy if he needs to and he will apply pressure if needed. Big Cruddy is the king of jungle so I’d watch yourself before you step.

Thats big cruddy right there

by MDK Ent July 22, 2022

Bollockbrained-Crudwank

If someone is being a Bollockbrained-Crudwank, it means that they are being incredibly stupid or have done something so unbelievably ridiculous. This world can be used to describe a person.

"Jerry was being a Bollockbrained-Crudwank because he set fire to his own fart"

by 20littleshit10 March 1, 2023