2 definitions by Catgar

A very religious hipster. Churchy hipster. Granola Christian.
Usually seen at hipster coffee shops or hanging in their Enu hammocks doing bible study. Can be seen dressed in chacos or tevas and carrying a Kavu bag.
Did you see that chipsters sunset picture on Instagram? Of course they captioned it “God is a great artist.”
by Catgar November 27, 2018
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Analogous to crude oil, Coochie Crude is the thickest, most abundant form of menstrual blood.
Much like the Keystone XL carries a large supply of oil, my Diva Cup is a pipeline bursting with Coochie Crude.
by Catgar February 10, 2022
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