Crotch-pheasant

A man or a woman who can't lay off the cock.

"Slow down Regima! Don't be such a fucking crotch-pheasant!"

by Emotions December 15, 2003

cod crotch

A term used for a "lady" whose genital region had a smell somewhat similar to a fish market.

by Ms T February 21, 2003

crotch rot

a pungent, stank smell that permiates from the crotch usually after a hard workout, or lack of a shower for several days, occurs in both males and females.

Damn, after running that mile yesterday I was experiencing SERIOUS crotch rot!!

by Dana April 11, 2003

crotch rocket

A machine that sits in the garage during the winter months in most states in the U.S.

Since it was wet outside, Donny had to drive his Geo Metro to work instead of his crotch rocket.

by axaxyup October 22, 2003

saber-toothed crotch cricket

body lice caught from a person you paid money to have sex with.

Little did she know as we drove through Kemmerer that the saber-tooth crotch crickets I gave her had their origin in the cathouse up on the hill.

by grandmalseizure May 1, 2005

hot crotch

When a curvacious, viluptuous woman has a burning sensation on the inside of her vagina & she wants to frisk someone up against a wall. Symptoms include drooling and unintentional removement of clothing.

When Alexandra began to take off her shirt and threw Danny up against the wall, Danny could tell she had a serious case of hot crotch for him.

by AlexDanny December 16, 2007

crotch puppy

a submissive individual who enjoys performing oral sex on women.

That boy over there is a crotch puppy
My boyfriend is a complete crotch puppy

by Crotchpuppy October 15, 2005