Mint Condition

A phrase used to describe a particularly attractive and sexy female.

"Wow! Jenna is looking in Mint Condition!"
"You are in totally Mint Condition girl!"

by Manx bloke November 5, 2006

air conditioning

noun, a system where one "Climategate" troll fans another "Climategate" troll on a website's comment board.

"No one will ever make a solar panel that can power an house's air conditioning system!"
"FANNED - These Crap & Trade hippies never think about that!!!

by ErnestineBass April 30, 2011

perversity of the human condition

This is an explanation for when people do something that is different from what is thought normal or proper and totally unexpected for reasons which are completely unknown or thoroughly obscure.

Bob:- I saw John walk into the door.
Ben:- Why did he do that?
Bob:- I guess it is the perversity of the human condition.

by bevanp May 8, 2010

ConDew

The sweat excreted by inmates.

Bob is covered in Condew because he tried to escape the prison. Now he needs a group shower.

by Ashley2222 January 9, 2010

condescending twat

Something that a young, handsome, tall, muscly young chap is commonly referred to by and an equally liked female in order to prove a point

Shana "you're such a condescending twat"
Joe "why thankyou"

by ManiaMoron December 13, 2014

condescendence

condescendence. Noun. (uncountable) The act of condescending; voluntary descent from one's rank or dignity in intercourse with an inferior; courtesy toward inferiors, condescension.

I am generally known to be with an air of condescendence

by kookel45 June 11, 2017

Conditiiiiiiinoner

The substance used to condition your boyfriend's hair and the perfect excuse to take an extra long shower after an extra classy date.

After our trip to Costco for plus size bottle of Conditiiiiiiinoner, Mr. Smith had extra silky hair.

by Webes0.o July 8, 2011