comphet

Comphet stands for “compulsory heterosexuality.” It has it’s own definition on Wikipedia or whatever, and that’s generally correct, but not entirely.

Comphet is a term generally used in lesbian circles that refers to when a lesbian is led to think that she’s attracted to men. This can manifest in her also knowing she’s into women, and thinking she’s bi, or her not even recognizing she’s into women, and thinking she’s straight. This experience can be hard for them to go through.

This happens to gay men to an extent as well, but not nearly as often or strongly.

Person 1: Why did you date Boy? You’re a lesbian, right?
Lesbian: Oh, that was just comphet.

by nagitoismid January 7, 2022

Comp Time

Time off work, that is awarded for time worked outside of regular working hours instead of being payed overtime.

This may or not may actually exist, depending on Standard Operating Procedures. Could be replaced with Supervisory Discretionary Time Away From the Office (SDTAFO).

If you work on Saturday, you will be awarded one day of Comp Time so you can take off next Friday instead.

or

Comp Time does not exist for you, because you are a salaried employee.

by DPETAP December 15, 2009

compalining

It is where Sarah Palin complains how unfair she is treated by the Liberal gotcha media. She does her best to avoid this by only answereing pre-approved questions and topics in front of friendly media interviews, like the Fox news Channel.

Sarah Palin had first compalining in front of the national media when Katie Couric asked her tough unfair sexist questions like :

What books and magazines do you read?

Can you explain the Bush doctrine (even though she wholely supports it)?

Can you name the three countries in North America? In regaurds to NAFTA.

Or any other question that is well beyond her intellegence, she has not been coached for by the Republican national Committee, but still easy enough for any contestant to answer on the t.v. game show "Are You Smarter than a Fifth Grader?"

by I can hear her from t.v.. June 17, 2010

Compact Lover

A man whose limited stature is overlooked because of his handsomeness and character. What he lacks in height he makes up for in swag and bitches.

Did you see him? He's a total compact lover.

by reallyforreal April 8, 2012

Company Fuck Boy

Someone who goes above and beyond in the workplace without compensation

Hey did you hear that Arnie kept working during his lunch again? What a company fuck boy!

by Arnie “Fuckboi” Gomez September 30, 2020

Luggage Compartment

Someone who's bedonkadonk has gotten so big that the phrase "junk in the trunk" no longer suffices and her ass now resembles the cargo hold of a 747 Jumbo Jet.

"Dude, what happened with that chick from Saturday?"

"Well, when I sobered up I realized she resembled a rhino, but that didn't stop me from sticking it in her luggage compartment!"

by The Wet Bandito March 10, 2010

workers comp hustle

The act of deliberately injuring yourself on the job to collect workers' compensation insurance. The phrase was immortalized in the Canadian classic movie Fubar 2, when Deaner broke his leg with a 60lb pipeline beam in order to collect some WCB.

I just can't take it up here in the Ft. Mac oilfields. The work is hard, the hours are long, and the job sucks. Time for the workers comp hustle.

by cokemidget May 23, 2018