cockin

This is frequently a short form of cockblocking. Cockblocking is when one goes all out to make sure a man (or a woman) does not get any action.

Cam'ron -

O.Jay-Z cockin is dead

by Philly Phiend July 27, 2007

cooking

the act of masturbation.

dude, I'm cooking a four course dinner with sue tonight.

by therocketlaunchers. August 18, 2008

Corking

To interrupt your partner’s fart by sticking your dick in their ass.

Tina and I had Taco Bell yesterday and I was corking her all night!

by Uncle Wacky March 21, 2020

Cooking

Blowing a guy; preforming oral sex on a guy

Everyone know they were cooking in the steam room.

by Agrandy May 12, 2010

cockinstall

When one installs their penis into their FreeBSD machine's floppy, CD-ROM/-RW, DVD-ROM/-RW drive in order to receive pleasure. In some cases, this may cause damage to one's machine.

I "cockinstall"ed The GIMP twice last night. Hoo-FUCKING-rah for me.

by HoBnOb December 8, 2002

Cookin by the book

Used to describe when something is or is not done in the correct manner.

Guy 1: I wanted to buy "Girls Gone Wild - Midget Edition" from Amazon but they want $89.99 for it

Guy 2: Dude, Amazon aren't cookin by the book.

by TheShinySuitMan December 20, 2008

cookin with the gauchos

Hot tubbing with the boys

Hydrohotties and freebikers LOVE cookin with the gauchos

by TH Dawg August 18, 2009