Cool story, bro!

A sarcastic way of acting like you give a shit of what the other person has to say. Usually this phrase best pertains to Facebook updates and mundane stories with pretty much no point or purpose.

-Bob: Frosted Flakes are bomb, dude!

-Joe: Cool story, bro!

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Facebook update:

-John is going to get a bananna at the store

-You: Cool story, bro!

by NeverCaughtSlippinKrew February 25, 2010

Cool Master

One who has mastered the art of being cool.

Sure, Julio stole the only girlfriend you've ever had but that's why he's the freakin' Cool Master

by Julio June 9, 2004

Cool Jam

When your dick gets cold so you put it in your girl's vagina to warm it up.

Says here you like cool jams? I love cool jams. Good, because my dick is freezing!

by Knowledge-Dropper November 20, 2010

Cool asparagus

1. an exclamation used when its all chill and good, frequently used to substitute "ok" at the end of a conversation.

2. a saying used to show that something is very cool but not too cool, it shows that everything is chill in a relaxed way.

cool asparagus

by monkeymb January 24, 2011

Icy Cool Horse

Coined back in 1994 by the popular band ICP and their cult followers, juggalos. Refers to the act of sticking a popsicle into a horse ass and sticking your dick in after it melts. Later performed on Tom Green Live

Man I went down to the farm and pulled an Icy Cool Horse

by raykkkkk May 5, 2009

Chooltz

He is one of the three greatest rappers of all time, and is a legend among legends, and eventually joined the Blood clot Foundation, unfortunatley he got bitten by a niggerbat, and he will become black in less then 24 hours"

J-Train-"Yo Chooltz whats that black stuff on your hand!?"
Chooltz-"OMG I think I jus got bitten by a niggerbat!"
Ghetto Child-"It's all about the benjamens."

by shaloan October 22, 2004

ll cool j

stands for "ladies love cool james"
A male rapper that has been around for 20 years.

I love the song "control myself" by ll cool j

by khadii February 3, 2008