tock clock

imaginary meter for measuring buttock pertness -brother of the 'peter meter'

jill's butt was just about red-lining on the tock clock

judy thought his butt registered high on the tock clock!!

by michael foolsley December 3, 2009

ATOMIC CLOCK

An ATOMIC CLOCK is a device that is the same fucking thing as any type of timer that has ever existed. The same thing that is on a nuclear submarine is also on your wristwatch.

Holy shit that scathawk just shit an ATOMIC CLOCK!

by thehawksfriend May 29, 2010

shit clock

The amount of time that elapses when you get the urge to have a crap and the time you actually get down to business.

The shit clock is ticking--time to hit the can!

by amadeus April 7, 2005

Beat the Clock

The act of seeing a Girls Gone Wild commercial come on the TV, preceding to gain erection, and reaching ejaculation prior to the end of the commercial.

Last night I couldn't sleep so I was watching TV and a new GGW commercial came on, I beat the clock.

by fuck-cowbell-more-tits April 7, 2011

grandfather clock

a big hangy thing that ticks when it swings

A HUGE DICK (swings like a grandfather clock)

by UrbanAsassin69 June 3, 2010

clocking me

To rush or hurry someone

"Yo I been done shopping" shouted Theresa, "what's taking you so long", "stop clocking me, im tryning on this shirt right quick" replied Amy

by Twin710 January 29, 2018

Clock Spider

Additional info:
According to lore, the Clock Spider once had a ninth leg. That leg fell off one day and is now what Christians, Musilims, and Jews alike worship as God.

Not Applicable

by IanTheLUEser December 14, 2003