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Irish Alarm Clock

Fuck. OFF. sigh. no more fart, alcohol, potato, or poor jokes about us, please. We are people too, who have feelings, and it is offensive. We have gone through so much shit, don't know if any of you shitheads realize it, but we have. No, the blacks weren't alone. Sure they had slavery, but we had fuckin brits on us, fire us first, hire us last. We were always poor, slaved in factories, were kept down by the brits, made to build a wall, many died in the process. Little kids. Elderly, sick, tired people. Everyone gets jumped on for being racist about african-americans now, but what about all the fuckin Irish jokes? cut it out. My grandma came to America when she was 18, and everyone made her embarrassed about her heritage. She was too shy to TALK. Then, she met Grandpa. =) he understood her. Now she's pretty well off, rich actually. I have only faced a little racism, I don't really have an accent, no (well, some people say I talk a little weird, lol), but when people find out I'm Irish... there's where the alcoholic jokes begin.
" Hey, you ever give anyone an Irish Alarm Clock?"
" go die in a hole."
by THE REAL Grungegirl August 9, 2009
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Grapes Clock

The programmer of the ClockCrew, Grapes helps work on the Clock Crew's website and was May's King of the Portal.
grapes is a pr0g master
by Pepsi_max_clock June 23, 2004
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cool clock, ahmed

Something said when confronted with a piece of technology you know absolutely nothing about. Taken from the incident in which a teenager named Ahmed took a standard digital alarm clock, disassembled it and mounted it in a pencil box and took it to school where he was arrested for bringing a hoax bomb. He argued it was an "invention" and, subsequently, president Obama tweeted, "Cool clock, Ahmed. Want to bring it to the White House?"
"Hey man, check out my new dodecahedral focusing unit."

"Cool clock, Ahmed."
by snacky95 December 14, 2015
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slut o'clock

Starting from the stroke of midnight, an hour from where a girl (or guy) can be as sexually promiscuous as they desire without judgement of their actions being cast
Girl: what time is it?

Guy1: *looking at watch* it's slut o'clock!

Girl: sweet, time to go get me schlongs o'plenty!

Guy2: woah, what a skank!

Guy1: hey, retract that comment kind sir! For if one had looked at their watch they would see that it is midnight and thus slut o'clock!

Guy2: I do apologise, go about your business fair maiden and good day to you sir!
by davhol June 10, 2012
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fap o'clock

The time of night where a male cannot sleep until he masturbates. This time will last until he successfully masturbates.
"Man, I've been lying in bed for hours and still can't sleep, must be fap o'clock"
by Reptilious July 3, 2012
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Sketch O' Clock

The time during the wee hours of the morning beginning at the first sign of light and ending as soon as the sun breaks the horizon. In relation to staying up all night, as this is the time in which most people realize they are looking sketchy and sleep deprived. Nothing fit for society comes from this time in circumstance. You have had your fun now go to bed.
"Thank God I got home before Sketch O' Clock, my neighbors might start judging me..."

"I went to this awesome party last week! We kept it raging way past Sketch O' Clock!"
by Hysterika Zahmer March 26, 2013
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cock block o'clock

That moment when someone or something prevents you getting laid.
We better hurry up and fuck! My roommate is due home soon and it will be cock block o'clock.
by Loke E. Coyote August 25, 2013
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