super clean

"super clean" is used to describe an individual who is not 'riding dirty', aka, without drugs, guns, or any other illegal substances

Pekelo - 'ey baby girl, am I still comin over?

Claire - yeah, i'll see you in an hour :) ... you haven't been smoking right?

Pekelo - nawh shawty, you know I stay super clean when you see me on the block

by Cushuito September 19, 2009

cleaning cobwebs

Having sex with a female that hasn't had sex in a long time

I am getting my cobwebs clean out of me tonite

by kitty+sis February 24, 2004

Mr. Clean

When a girl performs oral sex and leaves your penis polished to perfection. A Wet Shinny Dick.

Suck my dick bitch, Mr. Clean, Whoop! -Lil' B the BasedGod

by usc_boy89 September 1, 2013

put the cap on the kitchen cleaner

shutting up your wife or female friend when she's out of line

Bob: "Man, my woman's been telling all my friends about how I've only got one testicle."
Joe: "Dog, you best put the cap on that kitchen cleaner!"

by Nicholas D October 6, 2003

Dutch Pipe Cleaner

The sexual act when a female sticks her own finger(s) in her vajayjay and a partner moves the finger(s) around for her.

The dutch pipe cleaner is to women as the dutch rudder is to men.

by thesixtwo February 21, 2009

Welfare Cleaning

What you spend 5 hours doing to your house after you get the call that welfare is coming for a home visit.

John: Shit! welfare just called and they are coming to look at the house!
June: Call the family! time for a welfare cleaning!

by Unknown.Programmer August 29, 2006

cleanster

A close relative of the standard issue scenester, the typical cleanster showers one or more times a day (in the morning, and perhaps before gracing the venue) and likes to keep their room organized and smelling great. Cleansters put bros before hos, dig brooms but not 'shrooms, and prefer pierced clits over cancer sticks.

Cleansters are often accused of being vain, but I mean, they smell real nice and are really friendly so who can blame 'em?

Cleansters' nearest cousins rally under the cry "omfg.wtf.bbq xYoUx xArEx xSoooOx xScEnEx!!!!". Cleansters on the other hand, with their superior spelling and grammar, rally under the cry "Oh my fucking god; what the fuck? You are so clean!"

Cleansters typically keep with the trend of the day but lag just behind the cutting edge. They are quick to adopt and own the latest fads on the market; Swiffer, Ultra Tide 2, whatever.

Cleansters are hard to avoid, due to the fact that you can't smell them coming, but you can be sure that they'll be at the next indie, emo, punk, shoegaze, post-rock, noise-art show with a bottle of Purell in the back pocket of their skin-tight jeans.

"xxxomfg.wtf.bbqxxx? Did you see her room? She's such a cleanster... xoxoxox"

by Steven Luscher May 23, 2006