Claire

She is a little harsh at times, but that doesn't matter. She is the prettiest girl I have ever seen in my whole life. Her hair is that of a blonde goddess, and falls perfectly. She has those eyes that shine like diamonds, and has a non-stop smile. She is hilarious, and is super smart. A reading whiz, Claire is the most amazing girl I have ever met. She has an angels voice (duh, she is one) that can sing anything, and mix harmonies. She is amazing. She is awesome. She is Claire.

Dude: I wish Claire would notice me as much as I notice her.....
ALSO SELMA, LIAM, CLAIRE, WHOMEVER THE FUCK YOU ARE STOP COMING BACK TO THIS I WAS 12

by SELMA STOP October 1, 2018

claired

when you find a very suspicious pair of panties in your laundry that are clearly not yours.

Jason opened up the dryer to find out he has just been claired!

by Kraft.jonathan December 22, 2008

steel chair

1- A metal instrument used for sitting.

2- More commonly related to wrestling where this basic insutrument can become a weapon of violence, pain, rage, anger, surprisingly, satisfaction.

Oh no, he's going for the steel chair!

by ..::matthew::.. July 16, 2004

squidward on a chair

The chair that squidward sits on is half way in fact.

Woooh Half Way There OOOOH SqUIdwARD oN a ChaiR.

by When You Means Tree February 11, 2018

Cassandra Claire

Fan fiction writer who weaves quotes from popular television shows such as Buffy the Vampire Slayer or Black Adder with excerpts from obscure novels, short stories, and occasionally other fan fiction writers's stories, recontextualizing the strands within the Harry Potter framework to produce a hybrid work self-published under her own name.

You'll never believe this: I think I found a sentence in Cassandra Claire's new chapter that's completely her own!

by Anne O'Tate October 26, 2006

Broken Lawn Chair

Losing ones virginity. And sex in general.

"Allie! I can't believe you Broken Lawn Chair'd with that guy!"

by Tuesdays Coming August 29, 2009

Claire

Claire is the most beautiful thing we've ever seen.

Claire is like a fresh spring rain after hot sex.

Claire is the Grammar Goddess.

Claire sits unelected atop her avian perch.

by Jacques Asse May 27, 2009