chaunce

the act of cumming prematurely in an inopportune moment

I played the new call of duty and I chaunced EVERYWHERE

by darcarella8 January 26, 2011

Chaunce

A term written in many an AIM conversation in order to provide a transition from one topic to the next. Most often used when one conversator is boring the other to the point of lyrical suicide.

Male: So yeah, I was like WOW look at those melons. I just wanted to like touch them and or baste them with my main "member".
Female: Oh Chaunce, did you see The Iron Chef Last Night...I was wondering who took home the crown.

by Ashton Bland October 25, 2006

fat chance

The opportunity to have sex with a overweight individual.

That heifer over there is giving you the eye, now's your fat chance.

by nucleus May 31, 2004

chaunce

as a verb; the act of smoking marijuana.
or a noun; delta-9-tetrahydrocannabinol.

if somebody asks what you did last night, "CHAUNCE!"

while "It's chaunce o'clock" may be code to break up a fat bowl,
bong, joint, blunt, vaporizer, or brownies...

"dude i'm so chaunced right now" may immediately follow.

by Supreme Chauncellor November 22, 2007

Chanceon

Big dude with a small ween

"Wow look at Chanceon"
"Yah he has a small ween"

by PolishHitler May 3, 2019

Chance Moment

The name given to a moment that occurs when a person who is Chaotic Neutral and exists just enough to give off fear and incite the elimination of all rational thoughts.

“That dude’s dab just ended his career, what a Chance Moment!”

“Oh yeah I had a total Chance Moment the other day when I stole this mans girl”

by PikarlaFan69 August 16, 2019

Chance

white asshole, with a small dick.

Angie: OMG be careful it's chance

by angie/ace April 27, 2020