cajeevers

shock, like omgz, holy cow!

"holy cajeevers! that is big!"

by stephanie Rosas August 3, 2007

caneesious

the art of writing or drawing on a ceiling
origin people were writing on their friends ceiling and needed something to call it and this is what they came up wit

Yo we should do some caneesious today

by jsolkrbff April 19, 2009

CATEGORY9

1.Can relate to a certain dregree of ownage.
2.Something is too bad to apprehend, or when something goes terribly wrong.

1. Bill: My girlfreind dumped me, so i ran her over with my chevvy.
Ted: Dayum, thats a CATEGORY9 ownage

2. Arab: ZE AMERICANS R COME
Arab 2: NOUZ, TELL EVRYONE, WE HAG A CATEGORY9 =(

by rofllul December 16, 2008

career period

n. when one becomes periodically overly emotional about the current state of his/her job/career.

Frankie was complaining about "not being where he should be with his MBA" and how "he should have been a manager by now". I think he's just having his career period.

by Kwifer Sutherland July 14, 2011

career wake surfing

When a junior colleaugue uses your career trajectory to improve their own careeer prospects

Dude, did you hear about Joe's new promotion for all that work he did.

Yeah - in fact that was work I did 2 years ago and he has been career wake surfing ever since.

by Big Al. December 20, 2012

career advancing move (CAM)

A CAM (Career Advancing Move) is the way in which one persists with drinking with work colleagues - to the point of a CLM (career limiting move) and then from that point to not stop drinking once you get to that stage, but continue to the CAM stage. This is of course more effective if the people around you should also be boarder-line inebriated.

Wow, that guy was so drunk that he just pulled off a career advancing move (CAM).

by Shortnjocular March 10, 2015

career fapper

When you spend all day at work fappin or fappin the boss under the desk

Career fapper - to be a carrer fapper you play with your dick all day at work or the bosses dick

by stretch nutzz May 24, 2016