canatholon

Just like a running marathon - but involving the continuous consumption of an alcoholic beverage for an extended period of time.

We are heading down to the cricket club for a canatholon - I may need dialysis tomorrow :p

by Gangus Karn September 2, 2015

Cantaloupe

To not be funny

To Be a terrible friend
To have a no sense of humor

Lyle you're such a cantaloupe.

Rachel: what did one box say to another?

Go die.

Tyler: cantaloupe.

by Hi my name is Alfred June 23, 2016

Cantankerous

Testy, grumpy.

Person 1: Stop being so cantankerous!
Person 2: Shut up, just leave me alone would you!?!

by PandaGirl xox May 30, 2016

cantaloupe smuggler

Term used to define a well endowed woman clad in a tight fitting shirt, blouse or dress and obviously concealing beneath an ample set of mammary glands. Coined and used by undercover narcotics officers (tongue in cheek) during attempts to identify actual drug smugglers in the sea of humanity characteristic of large airports. Also useful in the common vernacular, especially in mixed company to surreptitiously describe a large breasted woman.

Joe, I'm not positive, but she appears to be a cantaloupe smuggler.

by Clifford Skridlow October 9, 2016

canteen

An uncircumcised penis.

(as opposed to Army helmet)

When I was in high-school gym class, most of the Hispanic kids had canteens and the white kids had Army-helmuts.

by ferdii6069 June 21, 2016

Cantaleene

The excited outburst of going to the cafeteria (canteen)

I am so excite to eat lunch. I feel very cantaleene .

by ReinaBITCH December 13, 2016

cantae

Perfect girl, loving, beautiful, stubborn and loves to smoke.

Cantae is very beautiful

by RuthlessSavage December 19, 2016