Brandon

A person who has a cool set of balls and a huge dick, he also likes metal and has long hair he fucks like a beast but is very kind and caring!

Brandon is a sexual beast who is kind and nice!

by hugecockville January 31, 2008

Brandon

An erection. Brought on suddenly and without much provocation. The sudden nature of it's manifestation can be summed up in one word BAM!

Derived from Brandon "BAM" Margera.

Fred: Dude, I just got major Brandon.
Ted: Brandon shows up at the most inconvenient times.

by Undividualist December 9, 2007

brandon lamberth

amazing.my lover.my husband.more than anything i could ever ask for<3 my bestfriend.my prince charming,everything im looking for<33333333333my sweet baby. my world. my everything. id never leave you brandon,id always wait for you.you are my sunshine. the light in my eyes,what i go to school for. my boo boo bear. May 22nd 2010- eternity<3

I LOVE YOU BRANDON CHARLES LAMBERTH!!!!!!!!

i want to marry you.im so in love with you<3 no one could ever take me from you<3

you are my sunshine,my only sunshine,you make me happy,when skies are gray,you'll never know dear how much i love you..please dont take my sunshine away<3brandon lamberth

by hannahBlamberth November 24, 2010

brandon supporter

Someone who hates former vice president Joe Biden.

See also, "Let's go Brandon!" as misreported by NBC.

When Orange Man left office we had peace in the middle east, the strongest border in US history, a miracle vaccine, and an economy ripe for recovery; since he left we've had terrible inflation, a border crisis, a military embarrassment that lost American lives & armed the Taliban with over $80 billion in US armaments, a supply-chain disaster, food shortages, a jab mandate that could cost you your job, and the economy is still shut down over a disease which now has effective treatment. I guess you could say I've become quite the avid Brandon supporter. Let's Go Brandon!

by anon38652 October 5, 2021

Briantology

A religion with facets expounding the virtues of exercising without a shirt, mainly for the purposes of running. This was founded on the belief of celebrating human nature and male bonding. This belief system is growing rapidly in popularity, mostly in high school and college cross country teams.

People can't tell us not to run without shirts, it's the religion of Briantology!

by Goku324 February 4, 2010

Let’s Go Brandon

A phrase used by Beta males when they’re too scared to say “Fuck Joe Biden.”

“I have no idea how gas prices work. Let’s Go Brandon!”

Beta: “LETS GO BRANDON!”
Alpha: “Don’t you mean Fuck Joe Biden?”
Beta: “My mom doesn’t let me swear.”

by Communismwillwin February 22, 2022

brando

brando is a word commonly used by young suburban teens to describe how cool something is.

aw man that was so brando

nah man im brando im just staying home tonight

by the mad patter October 2, 2009