boredom killer

adjective of an object or pastime that stops a person or an audience boredom.

I love the Xbox three sixty. it slaughters boredom like chickens at a McDonalds ranch. such a boredom killer.

by Condaman February 23, 2009

I'm bored

"I'm horny" or "I want to have sex"

If you want to let someone know you want to have sex with them, but don't want to be too direct, you say "I'm bored" and the other person will know you want to spice up your free time.

by Quixote Don November 21, 2019

ironically bored

When you now have so much time on your hands that you don't know what to do. The irony being that when you did have stuff to do you were meant to be doing something else.

watching stupid videos on youtube when you were meant to be revising for an exam. Now the exam is over watching videos does not seem that entertaining, and nor does anything else for that matter, making you ironically bored.

by now bored June 22, 2011

boofed

To "butt plug" something into the anus instead of injecting it intravaneously. (Usually junkies do this when their needle breaks.) Boofing or plugging is not as strong as shooting it up, but is stronger than snorting it.

"I just boofed some bomb ass dope, man. I am FUCKED UP!"

by _sexybaby_ September 9, 2016

Bored to death

When your level of boredom has reach such extremes that you have reached a death like state in which you think and do nothing.

His friend : *is talking about nothing*
Guy : .........
His friend: lol is you dead...yo... dude! Oh my god! BRUH say something
Guy: oh my bad, I was momentarily bored to death what were you saying?

by Cease your faggotry July 22, 2017

Portland Bored

a lamer version of being bored, that kind of bored one can only experience from living in portland. Feels like a big city, looks like a big city, but there still isn't shit to do. mountain biking, snowboarding, the beach. yeah...only if you want to drive a hour-plus to get there, and fight traffic on too small freeways filled with shitty california, washington, and other oregon idiot drivers.

the only thing that cures it is our Portland Weed. goods stuff!

Joe: wanna go see Big Name Band, at the Rose Garden tonight?

Bob: and pay $100 for nose bleed seats, because there's nothing else to do here, and the city fools will pay to see it? no thanks.

Joe: what else then? i'm bored

Bob: yeah, Portland Bored.

by Alpha Cleezy August 18, 2006

bored shitless

Being so bored that you have a shit wether you need to or not, as something to pass the time, and still being just as bored afterwards yet unable to shit any more.

I'm bored shitless, just had a shit without needing to and I'm still bored but I can't shit anymore so im telling the world via urban dictionary.

by T1988 November 11, 2006