the tao of boobies

a way of life centered around the obsession, pursuit and worship of bountiful beautiful naked breasts, literally the way of the breasts

there is much truth in the tao of boobies, for a perky breast can inspire poets

by the tao of boobs May 25, 2010

blue boobies

When a guy squeezes, pinches, and rubs your nipples to turn you on and then stops and leaves your nipples sensitive and feeling very horny.

Woman: why do you always pinches my nipples and then stop. It leaves my so horny and all I want to do is mount you
Man: its because your nipples are so hard!
Women:it gives me blue boobies!

by tinlizzie April 23, 2014

boobie face

one having the face that resembles breasts

yo man ur such a boobie face

by ititties January 29, 2012

boobie clap

When a large breasted woman slaps her breasts together making a clapping sound.

My girlfriend hates it when I make her do the boobie clap.

by mjk79 January 25, 2014

boobie ball

Uncontrollable boobie bouncing. More common when braless and descending stairs where they bounce individually. Common ailment of the larger chested females.

"I swear to god, I am never not wearing a bra again. It was a freaking game of boobie ball in my shirt!"

by RobotGirl Penny May 11, 2016

soapy boobies

Best thing in the world

Man I just love soapy boobies

by Soapy boobie lover December 17, 2020

rent-a-boobies

A bra or bra additives that cause a girl's breasts to appear a size or two larger than they actually are.

Also a much cheaper and less permanent version of fake titties.

guy 1:Yeah, her tits looked great, until I got her naked and saw she was just wearing rent-a-boobies!

guy 2: Snap! false advertising!

guy 1: plus her bra weighed about five pounds from all the padding!

by lingling4canada February 8, 2010