blonde brain

F**king retarded, or not knowing something simple.

Guy 1: (whispering) Psst.. Hey man, whats' 6 plus 1?
Guy 2: (also whispering) It's seven, you blonde brain....
Guy 1: Bitch please.

by GrapeRape69 May 29, 2014

Dumb blonde

Has blonde hair , blue eyes,a tall and thin figure,and a bitchy personality.

Oh she’s a dumb blonde.

by The devil herself 😈 November 07, 2019

Hitchcock Blonde

Director and producer, Alfred Hitchcock, liked to cast blonde actresses in leading roles in his films. Hitchcock's blonde leading ladies often had the lightest of blonde hair; hair so white blonde that it was seemingly stripped of all natural color. As Hitchcock movies were suspenseful psychological thrillers that included frightening scenes, an alternate definition of "Hitchcock Blonde" refers to a scary, unnatural shade of blonde hair.

Some of Hitchcock's more famous blonde leading ladies were: Tippi Hedren (Marnie, The Birds), Grace Kelly (To Catch a Thief, Rear Window, Dial M for Murder), Kim Novak (Vertigo), Doris Day (The Man Who Knew Too Much), Eva Marie Saint (North By Northwest), Marlene Dietrich (Stage Fright), Carole Lombard (Mr & Mrs Smith), Joan Fontaine (Rebecca, Suspicion), Julie Andrews (Torn Curtain), and Ingrid Bergman (Spellbound, Notorious).

Marilyn Monroe had Hitchcock blonde hair that was bleached whiter than her teeth.

by a wild one September 17, 2012

Ninja Blonde

1. A brunette or redhead who acts like a stereotypical blonde.

2. A natural blonde who dyed their hair brown or red but you can tell in their personality that they are naturally blonde.

1:

Girl 1: You know that girl Susie, She seriously forgot how to count today...

Girl 2: She's such a ninja blonde.

by CynicOptimist November 17, 2010

blonde slap

a slap issued to the back of the head , when a person of any hair colour has a blonde moment

'do boys have eyelashes'
'can you get sunburn from a cooker'
'are there buses in australia'
jocelyn comes back with a glass of cloudy water, jade says 'you should habe left the tap on longer' jocelyn replies' i put the tap on'
all these phrases owners have recieved a blonde slap.

by jocelyn morris January 03, 2008

strawberry blonde

Something some ginger people refer to themselves as being when they're in denial. It's ginger!

"My hair isn't ginger it's strawberry BLONDE!"

by BoogerBrain August 12, 2006

blonde girl

a blonde girl deals with stereotypes. She is a real strong and very smart girl. some could be really trustworthy. They are amazing people to be with. never judge one ever or she will forever hate you.

she must be a blonde girl cause she's amazing.

by Pheonix smith from wattpad July 06, 2017