Blad

The female version of a simp.
B- bitch
L- lusting

A- after
D- dick
An example of a blad is Candace Flynn from Phineas and Ferb or Mabel from Gravity Falls.

Dipper from Gravity Falls was a simp.
Yeah, and his sister Mabel was a blad.

by nutella137 July 23, 2020

bladger

Bold equivalent to a badger, but more of a Sycophant; short slightly fat, aging, wife beater, misogynist, sociopathic, in debt, big toys, small goods. Basically a total fucker. Sorry Dad.

He says:
Hey Chick, how you doing? No, you're doing wrong. Pat pat. There there, if only you weren't a man?

She's says:
At least I won't die of a heart attack, with people lining up to piss on your grave. Fuck head bladger.

by Fleur NZ December 12, 2007

Dragon Blade

Somebody with an extremply large peen. Whenever he gets erected, he gets a black eye. If he were to get a post boner, it may result into death.

Wow, that dude has a Dragon Blade. I'm not sure it's safe.

by Bixon2004 June 24, 2009

Ya Dizzy Blad?

Are You Mad?
Used By Actors In The Film "KiDULTHOOD".
Used By Gansta's And The People From The Ghetto.
Also used by Fans Of KiDULTHOOD.
and Fans of Gansta's.

Loz - Aight, Ready Fo' the Pig Plan?!
Dord - Ya Dizzy Blad?!

by DordBeingBored October 9, 2008

a blade

Someone who talks endlessly about stupid things.

You just saw the most amazing, smack-tacular installment of "WWE Survivor Series" last night. You're in the middle of telling your friend Ingrid about Chris Jericho's booty-pummeling killer moves when she goes, "Dude, stop being a blade."

by kite-a-lynn October 5, 2007

Blade the Hedgehog

Blade the Hedgehog (bladh thuh headgehog)--a neibor of sonic the hedgehog looks like sonic, only with cyan stomach, mouth area, and redish shoes and gloves. also has red on ends of spikes

Blade the Hedgehog is awsome!

by Blade the Hedgehog July 30, 2006

bladdy- bladdy- blah

Used when explaining conversation. Such as to make a long sotry short.

and my mom was like ,"Go wash the dishes and bladdy-bladdy-blah."

by uBERgL00 November 14, 2003