barking squirrel

typically used as an excuse when someone farts

Jamie: did you just fart?
Damian: No, that was a barking squirrel

by chadlamo January 29, 2012

barkbag

A very noisy, irritating dog which barks incessantly, usually during hours when Dracula stalks, for any or no reason.

If that barkbag doesn't shut up, I'm calling the cops!

by Tuftskins May 1, 2009

Sierra Barkley

The most incredible,beautiful,thoughtful,girl you will ever meet.You are very luck if you get to know Sierra Barkley.Once she is your friend you have one for life.She loves her family and friends with all heart.

Sierra Barkley beautiful

by babygirl#1 April 29, 2010

travis barkering

having anal intercourse in a 3 way while the other two men play her ass like a drum set with their dicks

me and my room mates decided to have a 3 way and i went anal and we started travis barkering that bitch

by nigger joe hoe fo sho October 18, 2011

bob barker

Value weed. Bud that may or may not be high grade, but what matters is that the "Price is Right".

Fiend: Hey man, how much for that quarter?

Dealer: Man, I got that Bob Barker: $5 grams!

by evasive February 11, 2008

barking

Voice or Sound produced by someone. Act of produce that sound.

"Hey, the postman is coming, and your dog is barking for him".

by Germano da Cunha Diogo Saffier January 2, 2009

Bark

noun: An adult bear with fully grown sharks as arms. The most deadly creature known to man. Indigenous to North America, it is mainly located in the Pacific-Northwest but has been know to migrate as far east as Maine.

Who would win in a fight, 200 first graders or a Bark?

by Phil Krundel December 14, 2008