two pigs in a blanket

Much like docking: two un-circumsized men: one man puts the head of his penis, with foreskin over it, into another man's foreskin.

Tom, and bill were bored and decided to be adventurous and not just dock, but have two pigs in a blanket

by Daveystyles11 December 16, 2011

vagina blanket

excess skin on the vagina. see also beef curtain

dude, i tried to eat her out, but her vagina blanket got in the way

by BOBBO May 13, 2005

blanket throwing cowboy ninja ghost

An elite squad of cowboy ninja ghosts that are masters at everything in all the universes especially at blanket throwing which is a very deadly skill

"Man hurry up! If we're gonna rob we have to do it fast before.........OH SH!T ITS THE BLANKET THROWING COWBOY NINJA GHOSTS RUN FOR YOUR LIVES AHHHHHHHHHHHH LAAAAAAAAAAAA (blanket throwing ninja ghosts easily destroy the robbers with their blankets in seconds leaving no evidence or trace of their exsistence there}

by btanket September 21, 2007

Vodka Blanket

Drinking copious amounts of alcohol before going out clubbing in the winter months, in order to maintain a feeling of warmth, when one is too cheap to pay for coat check-in but still wants to wear skimpy clothes.

I want to wear shorts to the club tonight but it's going to be bloody freezing, so I'll have to wear my vodka blanket.

by inconvenientwalrus August 6, 2011

pig in blanket

To masturbate/Jack off/Pull Wire/choke the chicken with Womans Hair.
Long Hair is required.You then wrap the hair around your penis as many times as possible and begin to masturbate. This Is a good way to jack of since no lube is required.
Take care not to Blow your load into her hair, Bitches be hating that.

Terry: I cant wait for my girlfriend to fall asleep tonight.
Billy: Why?
Terry: Cause I'm Horny as hell and I'm going to give myself a pig in blanket while she's asleep.

by KeepItTidy February 12, 2008

human wet blanket

When someone exits a shower or bath and proceeds to lay their body directly on top of you, without drying off first.

Him: "Take off that duvet girl, I've got that good human wet blanket coming your way"
Her: "Fine, but I hope this results in me being wet from than just your human blanket ish"
Him: "Snore noise..."

by GlazeHer May 12, 2014

Red Eyed Double Dipped, African, Blackeyed Rocky Raccoon

The beverage of choice throughout the private jet industry. commonly used to to generate enough adrenaline to cope with a typical demands in the private jet industry. also used as first aid treatment on victims of cardiac arrest at Fingers Crossed Aviation. NOTE: Beverage is trade marked and produced in large volumes exclusively for Fingers Crossed Aviation. Beverage can also be used as a substitute for jet fuel.

Dude, the client for 87 is coming over to check up on his pull out tables. The coach is brewing up a couple of gallons of Red Eyed Double Dipped, African, Blackeyed Rocky Raccoon.

by DARRYL CRUTE December 11, 2006